Jeff Peterman:
CLASS OF 1974
Walnut Ridge High SchoolClass of 1974
Columbus, OH
Jeff's Story
Here's a little about me,
I am ?? years old. I am divorced with two children named Jeff (13 years old) and Steve (17 years old). I am very close with Steve although I don't see him much because he is married. I have attached a photo of he and his wife. He has a really bad haircut, don't you think? Jeff, now Jeff is a completely different story. You see, my ex-wife, we will refer to her as the "Mega B itch," was a closet alcoholic. She did a lot of drinking when she was pregnant with Jeff and unfortunately, the kid is a mess. He's lazy, stupid, fat, and drunk all the time. I have attached a recent photo of him. He's an embarrassment to the Peterman family name. Normally, I would have disowned him but my girlfriend, Anita Hanchob, reminds me that "he is my son and you should love him no matter what." Neither of my children got my handsome looks or my statuesque body. Steve has my business drive though.
Anyway, I grew up in Columbus and married my High School sweetheart, The Mega B ...Expand for more
itch. That was the biggest mistake of my life. She convinced me to have Steve and Jeff and take a job with a company out of Mesa, Arizona called American Nationalists Aerobics Liaison, Inc. (ANAL, Inc.). We basically would talk to women about taking Aerobics courses and put them in a position were they would pay for them in the back end. It was a cash cow. My boss and mentor was named Jack Meoff. He taught me how to sell. I did so well that he made me Vice President of his subsidiary company called Brown Round, LOC. Which was basically a motivational speaking company for offices that were run by women. We penetrated that market from back to front with ease. In 1998, I was at my professional peak but my personal life was a mess. I felt I needed a change. I divorced my wife, moved to New York, started my own business, C.U.N.T.(Children United Nationally Together Inc.), and started dating girls half my age. I've been happy ever since. Except for my son Jeff, he makes me miserable.
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