Jeff Willoughby:  

CLASS OF 1998
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Evans High SchoolClass of 1998
Evans, GA

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Jeff's schools include Evans High School. Jeff's interests include Hermeticism, Nature, Friendship, Edge, Low-Ki, Claudio Castagnoli. Music he likes includes Eurythmics, Sixx:A.M., Ozzfest. Books he likes include Divergent, RPGs, Corpus Hermeticum. Movies he likes include Edna “E” Mode, Coraline, Get Smart Film. TV shows he likes include Torchwood, Whovians United, doctorwhotv. One of Jeff's favorite quotes is:"--"The man is so twisted, he met himself coming around the corner." (no idea who said it, just like it a lot.) --"Just a par-boiled minute!" (Daffy Duck) --"That, sir, is an unmitigated fabrication. It is Wabbit Season!" (Also Daffy Duck) --"If you could find some way to be a little bit less afraid of me, you'd see the voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn't kill you . . .yet." (Jonathan Coulton, from the song "Skullcrusher Mountain") --"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career!" (Darwin Mayflower from Hudson Hawk) --"F**kin' W...Expand for more
hat the f**kin' f**k, who the f**k f**ked this f**kin, how did you two f**kin f**ks ... F**K!" (Rocco from The Boondock Saints) --"You ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?" (comedian John Mendoza) --"I like escalators, because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs." (comedian Mitch Hedberg) --"You go to the deli enough times, you'll get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bacon, turkey bologna. I just want to tell the turkeys, 'man, just be yourself. You don't have to emulate the the rest of the farm; you got your own thing going. I used to draw you in kindergarten." (more Mitch Hedberg) --"She was an acrobat's daughter. She swung by her teeth from a noose. But one night in May, her brace-work gave way, and she flew through the air like a goose!" (more Daffy Duck) --There are 6 levels of fatness . . . Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, DAMN, and OH HELL NO! (Comedian Gabriel Iglesias)".
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