Jeff Nelson:
CLASS OF 2004
Santa Ynez Valley Union High SchoolClass of 2004
Santa ynez, CA
Jeff's Story
Jeff is from Solvang, California. Jeff's schools include Santa Ynez Valley Union High School. Jeff later attended University of San Diego (Sociology) . Jeff works(ed) at Kraft Foods - Recipes And Tips, Greenhouse Cafe Restaurant, Kraft Foods - Recipes And Tips.
Music Jeff likes includes Jedi Mind Tricks, Darroh Sudderth, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster. Books Jeff likes include Stephen King, Cormac McCarthy, Lord Of The Rings. Movies Jeff likes include HUNGER, The Tillman Story, The Brave Little Toaster. TV shows Jeff likes include G4TV, X-Play, Undeclared.
One of Jeff's favorite quotes is:""The only things you cannot do are the things you have not tried."
"There are two types of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't."
"You gotta pay a toll."
"One way of seeing is another way of not seeing."
"The harder you work the harder it is to surrender."
"Nothing is ever good or bad but thinking makes it so."
"Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But mor...Expand for more
e important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."
-South Park
"Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind."
- South Park
"Flys in the vasoline we are,
Sometimes it blows my mind,
Keep getting stuck here all the time."
- "Vasoline" by Stone Temple Pilots".
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