Jenni Hoy:
CLASS OF 2006
Poolesville High SchoolClass of 2006
Poolesville, MD
Jenni's Story
Jenni is from Montgomery Village, Maryland. Jenni's schools include Poolesville High School. Jenni works(ed) at Msu Cr Lab, Rsv Pools.
Jenni's interests include Animals, Art, Celebs. Music Jenni likes includes LMFAO, Three Days Grace, Queen. Books Jenni likes include The Books of Beginning, Bible, Twilight. Movies Jenni likes include High School Musical 3 - Senior Year, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, Ghostbusters. TV shows Jenni likes include Comedy Central, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, ABC Family.
One of Jenni's favorite quotes is:""Don't make her laugh or will shot out like a cannonball"-Posh spice
"Or mayb you should take off your top... there's not much point his eyes are closed."- spice girls
A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of the states interagency planning committee aimed at solving handicap drivers parking dilemmas. "More on handicap drivers at 10 P.M.," he said.
My ten-year-old granddaughter Andie looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know they could call handicapped drivers 'morons' on national television!" she remarked.
Q: What do you call a prostitute in a wheel chair?
A: Park and Ride !
Two vultures sitting in a tree. One vulture sees a man in a wheelchair going down a hill. He taps the other vulture and says " Say, look Fred........ Meals on Wheels"
You Might Be A Handicapped Redneck If,,,,
* Any part of your wheelchair is painted camo.
* You have a wheelchair up on blocks in your front yard.
* You rigged up a beer cooler powered off your chair batteries.
* You wear cowboy, biker, or work boots, even though they're hard to pu...Expand for more
t on and you can't walk anyway.
* You adjusted your headrest so it'll stop knocking off your hat.
* You installed a gun rack on the back of your wheelchair.
* Your joystick [which does not live up to its name] is a billiard ball, car stick shift knob, beer. tap, or similar item.
* You ever thought about jacking your chair up 2 or 3 feet.
* You have knobby mud tires - that never get dirty.
* You installed a sound system so your chair will sound like a truck or hog.
* You installed a whip antenna just so you could fly the stars and bars!
* There is a 'Harley' decal or emblem permanently attached to your chair.
* You installed a CB behind or under your chair.
* You named your chair 'Bubba', 'Junior', 'Daisy', or 'Killer'.
* There is some part of a deer decorating any part of your chair.
* You have ever thought about smuggling moonshine in the tubing or battery compartment of the chair.
* You, while in your wheelchair, ever made any roadkill.
* You browse truck catalogs looking for ways to soup up your wheelchair.
* You want to add a side-car or a 'sweet little trailer'.
* You wear a 4 pound belt buckle that cuts into your stomach as you sit.
* The fringe of your jacket or strings of your bolo tie have ever gotten caught in your wheels - but you wear it anyway.
* You regularly call up Harley Davidson and ask when they're going to start making wheelchairs.
* You have spent more than an hour trying to figure out how to hang fuzzy dice from your chair.
* Duct tape plays a major role in your repair and maintenance plan.
* You read this list and found yourself thinking, at any point, "Now that's a good idea!"".
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