Jesse Delarosa:
CLASS OF 1978
Davis High SchoolClass of 1978
Yakima, WA
Davis High SchoolClass of 1988
Yakima, WA
Easton High SchoolClass of 1978
Easton, WA
Jesse's Story
I always wanted to be a State Senator when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a good idea. As it turns out, they were moderately correct, but not for me.
How do I blow off steam? Well, it used to be naturally; like with plant-life and such. But now-a-days it is through a more mature and scientifically proven method. Alcohol.
What is the wildest thing I ever did in school? Like what do you mean?... Legally? Morally? Ethically? With another person? To another person? Where do I start? And do you have enough computer memory?
If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have a computer, my cell phone, and a strong cup of coffee to be able to deal with the day-to-day.
Do I have a hero? I like Touche Turtle. But I think Mister Wizard is pretty cool, too. What fun I could have sending my sidekick around the Space-Time continuum, just to see how he reacts.
The one person from my past who I'd most like to see again is Mohatma Gandhi, because I want to find out if he really liked oil spread all over his bald head by a nearly naked woman. (I didn't know the guy but I've heard some things.)
Sports?... I love the NFL. Reality TV?... I like Gene Simmons' Family Jewels. I don't like obsessions. They take up too much time and I don't have it.
My biggest surprise in life? There are many... One biggy is that none of the far away places (Africa, Australia, Japan, Hong Kong, the Middle East, etc.) are nearly as interesting as this Country. Dollar-for-dollar, the ...Expand for more
United States far exceeds ANYTHING all the other countries of the World have to offer; combined.
If I could improve my home, I'd remodel the kitchen and add on a cathedral ceiling. My dream home would be 5,000 to 7,000 square feet. I'd call it "the Cottage on the Hill".
If I won $100 million, I'd plan to give half of it to my ex-wives because they'd end up getting it anyway. Then I'd spend the rest on buying an island, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. And then bury the first half of the money deep in the sand (all in one dollar bills), in millions of different places. And then I'd drop my ex's off (with plenty of food of course) and tell them the money is buried on the island. And all they'd have to do, to get back to civilization, is uncover every single bill. (I know, I'm evil.)
My current age is; I graduated in 1978 -- do the math. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be alzheimer patients. I was so completely correct. Or am I? I forget.
My first real crush left me when I joined the U.S. Navy. [sobbing uncontrollably]
If I had one do-over, I'd date Rene. I never had the courage to ask her out. She was soooo, out of my league.
Talk about my oldest friend, how we met and why we clicked?... My oldest friend was 92 when we met. I was 10. He dropped his false teeth and we clicked when we bumped heads. (He had a metal plate in his head. He got it during the War. World War One.)
I would hope my old friends remember me... Without the bong.
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