Jill O'reilly:  

I just got out of jail. On high school graduation day, the Vice Principal said to me--"Hey Geisel, we're surprised to see you made it"! Well, I did, in spite of his "support" and I am happy to report I also made it out of jail. I might also add I am going back! Soon. Too soon. However, they pay me big bucks to go in and out of jail, plus fantastic benefits, and the jail is in "Silicon Valley" San Jose, and I live in the beautiful Santa Cruz Mountains, with soaring Redwoods, majestic old Oaks, Douglas Fir, and my favorite, the Madrone. From where I write this, I see only nature and love watching the birdies feed on this typical sunny CA day, and it's a short drive to the sparkling blue green Pacific Ocean. My job in Forensic Psychology, Crisis Mental Health, is never boring, and let's face it, there isn't anything much more interesting than the designs schizophrenics "paint" on cell door windows with their own feces. Plus, every day I meet dozens of new men, of course they are chained to orange plastic chairs and usually tweaking, or, if indulging in our own Mainland Regional old time drug of choice, alcohol, puking their guts out and peeing right there in the booking lo...Expand for more