Jimmy Offen:
CLASS OF 1966
Gar-Field High SchoolClass of 1966
Woodbridge, VA
Jimmy's Story
My many past jobs was to discover better and more efficient methods of killing people in mass.
My resume includes: I work well with others. I seldom take sick days. I am always early (If I am less than 10 minutes early, then I am late). I think outside the box, and m a team player. I am a self-starter, I keep my cubicle clean, I don't trash talk my pinhead bosses, and I always bring an appropriate gift for Administrative Assistants Day.
I can shoot a ground squirrel with a 22 rifle at 100 yards without a scope. I hiked 60 miles in the Rocky Mountains in 10 days with a 45 pound backpack, a crew of seven, and pneumonia.
My wife and I had 9 children and currently have 24 grandchildren. I have been to 15 fo...Expand for more
reign countries and most of the 50 states. I speak Pig-Latin. I saw Halley's Comet from 30,000 feet and have flown at speeds over 800 miles an hour. I have crossed the North Sea in a ferry 15 times (round trips).
I worked inside the Biosphere II before it closed for its first mission. I worked for NASA on the Space Station Freedom Training Facility.
I currently go canoeing, camping, shooting, hiking, skiing (less now with the age), and do volunteer service. I like to think I practice my religion.
I am fully retired and do what I want to do. And don't do what I don't want to do.
This summer (2014) I have five major trips planned to drive from Iowa to Maryland, Virginia, Arizona, California, and Utah.
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