Joanne Rakes:  

Joanne is from Shorewood, Illinois. Joanne's schools include Minooka High School. Joanne's interests include volleyball, Cubs and Blackhawks. Music Joanne likes includes Wale, Jarrod Nieman, Rhianna. Books Joanne likes include Finger Lickin' Fifteen, Janet Evanovich, Two for the Dough. Movies Joanne likes include Just Go With It, Bridesmaids, The Hangover. TV shows Joanne likes include Wipeout, Dateline NBC, ABC 20/20. One of Joanne's favorite quotes is:"Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live. Damn the man, save the empire. Mayonnaise Jar &Two Beers... When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured t...Expand for more