Joel Simonson:
CLASS OF 1990
Fife High SchoolClass of 1990
Fife, WA
Joel's Story
Since the early 90's life hasn't treated me as well as it should have. Actually I haven't treated life as well as I should have! I've spent the last 2 decades in and out of King/Pierce Co. jail like a revolving door. I've done time for such remedial crimes as m.i.p., dwi, hot wiring a Buick LeSabre, kidnapping, steeling an old women's purse, beating the crap out of a Spock lookalike, riding an RM-250 dirt bike on Hwy 410, car bombing, tipping over porta-potties, weed/coke posession, smokie burnout from stoplights, owning a puppy mill, tagging an overpass, sneaking onto Ft. Lewis Army base, steeling beer/wine from an Albertsons, shooting out headlights of cars at Southcenter Mall, public drunkiness (9 times and counting), clubbing a black man over the head with a 5 iron at High Cedars Golf Course, poaching native birds, mooning the governor at a labor rally, knowingly spreading herpes, spitting in a gas attendants face, pissing in the Bonney Lake fountain, speeding, loosing my mind in a 7-11 on 2 hits o...Expand for more
f windowpayne acid, jumping off the Ballard locks, streaking the field at Seahawks Stadium ('03 vs. the Rams), illegal fireworks discharge, mild rape charge (you know who you are and you know you're a liar!), identity theft (Oh! I'm Mr. Noosbaum), organizing rooster fights, exceeding legal clam limits, deadbeat Dad charge - 6 children with 5 different women, blowing up mailboxes, multiple electrical wiring code violations on muti-family unit housing, stealing t-shirts at Metallica concert,numerous burn ban violations, public defication, illegal dumping, kiddie porn (he looked 18), offering money for sexual services, loitering, whiskey (sourmash) distillery, ditching drinking tab at Hells Kitchen, draining dirty oil and coolant into storm water manhole in Target parking lot, whipping the ass of a midget, illegal gambling ring in my garage, swiching the medications of the elderly while volunteering at a nursing home, forrest fire, and I did 3 1/2 years in Monroe for humping the c.e.o. of Groff Electric1
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