John Ginn:  

Life Wow. Who knew such a rough ride could be so, in a word, glorious. Every day feels like I just got off The Magnum at Cedar Point, Ohio... Larry Campbell, I owe you big time, brother! (ya'll tune in to "According to Jim", now, hear!) It would prove the best of vanity to tell my story here. So, I will refrain under the guise of modesty and possible self-incrimination, not to mention possible copyright infringement. I'm hoping for either Johnny Depp or Vince Vaughn to play me in the movie. It'll probably be Jack Black, though. If you remember me from high school, I'm sure an apology is expected and deserved. Send me a message and I'll craft one to your specific needs. If your first name is Sunny, Tracy (not Stanley, I love you, darlin'!), Bev, Doc, Nataile, Wendy, or Damien, please make your way to the front of the line. Your package is ready. Unfortunately, the State of Georgia has seized any financial compensation you might receive. You may claim it at the clerk’s desk at the Gwinnett County Superior Court. Ask for Brenda. For those interested, I’ve been ...Expand for more