John Pryor:  

After graduation, Little cowboy Johnny traded in the boots, chapps and cowboy hat for a lifestyle that consisted of illegal street racing and puffing [CENSORED] on any given day of the week. Lucky for him, he was always able to give the judge and the local P.D. the slip and never got caught. But a few warrents latter, a few bad decisions, his first child (that he totally questions if it's really his) and a bad relationship with a pornstar, he decided to make a change in his life and move to [CENSORED]. In the [CENSORED] desert, he took jobs as a mechanic followed by a spot in a auto parts store as a commercial delivery driver. After a few years and a ton of [CENSORED] latter, he was promoted to manager. He started collecting various cars. He then married his first wife (who latter turned out to be a total [CENSORED] *trashy women was always his thing*) at the age of twenty five. After being passed up for a promotion at work, he felt a little depressed. He went to the local bar to smoke a little [CENSORED], drink a little beer and give his carrier a thought. When he walked out, there sat a [CENSORED] truck in the parking lot. He jotted down the number on the trailer and ain't life grand? Two weeks latter, he became a truck driver. After touring the U.S. for a few years behind the wheel and another child latter (to which he also questions as being his), he came home one day to find out that his wife who he had been with for seven years had cheated on him with five dudes and a chick over the course of their relitionship. He quickly smoked another [CENSORED] and filed for divorce. With that, he decided that it was time to remove himself from the road and took a job as a yard jockey moving tractor trailers at a papermill. He also joined the local fire department and started another relationship with yet another piece of trash (seems to be a pattern). He had one child with this girl (this child he actually took full responsibility for) before he decided that this broad had way too many issues and it was time to once again, move on. He then spent a year chasing trains while single with the rail road as a shuttle driver. Then one day, he decided that he was tired of the party and always being stuck with the check. He smoked his last [CENSORED], purchased an airline ticket, sold his car, packed up what was left, shipped himself out and what was left of his stuff via USPS to ...Expand for more