John Barron:
CLASS OF 1977
Alhambra High SchoolClass of 1977
Martinez, CA
John's Story
Because of my extensive academic preparation I recieved at Alhambra, I was accepted into Yale which, FYI, I recieved a master's degree in BS and an associate's degree in BBQ, BLT and PB&J, which gave me a BA, PDQ.
I graduated Alpha Bitsa and said Cheerio's to my scholastic endevours in which I joined the Navy Seals to fight the Germans in the Korean war.
From there, l followed my dream of becoming a major league baseball player, but my dream was cut short by a tragic accident at Beni Hanna's. But I did buy a glove and I once almost caught a foul ball at an A's game. After a short stint as a financial advisor for Indy Mac, I was boarding a flight to Canada, and by some strange twist of fate , I ended up in Honduras where I was captured and held as a poli...Expand for more
tical prisoner for 2 1/2 yrs. I survived on papaya roots, catapillars and Hot Pockets until I made my escape with the aid of a beautiful dark haired woman from Argentina named Consuella.
After returning to the States, I had a brief career in show business, where I appeared in several beer commercials and was known as "The Most Interesting Man in The World", several episodes of "COPS", and I made an appearance on Dateline NBC "To Catch a Predator " with Chris Hanson. As of right now,
I am assistant manager of Dairy Queen in which I am responsible for crumbling up the Oreo's and getting the sprinkles and stuff ready each morning.
I see my parol officer in the afternoon, and I spend my nights sitting around making up stuff like this to amuse myself, LOL
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