John Matthews:
CLASS OF 1987
State College Area High SchoolClass of 1987
State college, PA
John's Story
John's schools include State College Area High School. John later attended Penn State (Environmental Resource Mgmt) , Pennsylvania State University.
Music John likes includes Slash, The Moustache Ride, Screwdriver Sally. TV shows John likes include Flight of the Conchords.
One of John's favorite quotes is:""Well you see, Norm, it's like this. The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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- Cliff from Cheers
"Ok, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk, you know the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive, but you do anyways because, I mean come on, you got to get your car home, right? I mean what do they expect me to do, take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well screw that! You take a bus."
- Peter from Family Guy
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
-Rip Torn from Dodgeball
"I hope I didn’t brain my damage."
- unknown author
"Nearly everything you do is of no importance, but it is important that you do it."
- Gandhi".
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