Jose Ayala:
CLASS OF 2001
Clearview High SchoolClass of 2001
Lorain, OH
Jose's Story
Jose is from Lakewood, Ohio. Jose's schools include Clearview High School. Jose works(ed) at Bounce Night Club, Le Femme Mystique Burlesque.
Jose's interests include Animals, Art, LGBTQ. Music Jose likes includes Megan Mullally, Merengue music, Red Hot Chili Peppers. Movies Jose likes include Coming to America, Beetlejuice, Purple Rain. TV shows Jose likes include Masters of the Universe Movie, RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race, He-Man.
One of Jose's favorite quotes is:""Do one thing that scares you every day....." -Elenor Rosevellte
BANNED FROM WAL-MART...
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
...
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR...Expand for more
' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browsed through yelled, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least...
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Sincerely,
Wal-MartSee More".
More about Jose:"Hello.....I'm pretty down to earth and low key. Of course I have my moments where I like to have attention on me but I'm pretty content being just below the radar! I hate drama especially for being a drag queen.....I know that without it lifes pretty dull but there's a time and place for it and it's not necessary to have it rule your world!!!! I love having positive influences around me and I love to be a positive influence on others......My family is awesome and the friends I have are too! Any other questions just ask....it's a reason to talk!!!!".
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