Joseph Furio:  

I just had surgery. I had to re-attach my bicep to my arm the day before Thanksgiving. Everyone says, be greatful you have an arm to reattach a bicep too. I just look at them and say I'm greatful that I'm not as stupid as you. It popped off while I was trying to catch one of my dogs on the moprning November 15, 2008. I almost had Dog-itten for thanksgiving. You know, some folks have Turduckin for the holidays. That's a chicken stuffed in a duck that's stuffed in a turkey. Well, I was going to stuff my cat into the dog that ran through my arm like a turnstile at the subway. I figured that I liked the cat too much to stuff the poor thing up my dog's backside. I am still debating as to what I should do with this dog though. I have one too many dogs and I have to get rid of the monster that did this to me. I am sick and tired of hearing physical therapists an...Expand for more