Josh Hogberg:
CLASS OF 1999
East Central High SchoolClass of 1999
Sandstone, MN
Josh's Story
Josh is from Sandstone, Minnesota. Josh's schools include East Central High School.
Music Josh likes includes Classical, Classical, Classic rock. Books Josh likes include A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity, The Power of Nice, The Normal Christian Life by Watchman Nee. Movies Josh likes include Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Airplane, Gettysburg. TV shows Josh likes include Jay Leno, Home Improvement, Leno.
One of Josh's favorite quotes is:"After I told a joke at a band lesson
Blonde student: "I get it!" (very excited)
Same blonde student: (whispers to girl next to her) "I didn't get it"
Me: "You didn't get the joke? You lied to me?..."
Blonde student: "I was told to just laugh and pretend I get it."
After Church
6th grade girl: "You're a band director?"
Me: "Yes, I am."
Girl: You can take [my band director's] place when he dies. He throws his stick...back"
Me: "I throw my baton at my students."
Girl: "You throw your stick at your students."
Girl: (to random church peop...Expand for more
le) "He throws his stick at his students."
If a student came into my classroom with a cell phone, it's mine. If [mom] comes and asks for it back, I respond, "the dog ate it."
--Bill O'Reilly
"Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."
--I Don't Know
Me: "You should do a report on one of Bach's sons."
--Student: "Who is "Bachson?"
"Don't taze me, bro!"
--Andrew Meyers
“We’ve had a congress that’s spent money like John Edwards at a Beauty shop.”
--Mike Huckabee
"Stay a Huckabee, not a Huck-a-was"
--Steven Colbert to Mike Huckabee on 01-09-08
"The New Kids on the Block will be performing on a cruise. Hear that Somali pirates?"
--Jimmy Kimmel, 1-16-09
"Imagine what Franklin Roosevelt's most famous address might have sounded like: 'Psyched to be at Capitol. Cold. Gonna be giving a speech in 5 min. IMHO, only thing we gotta fear is fear itself. Tweet later!'"
--James Oliphant | Washington Bureau ".
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