Joy Lopez:  

Just 4 laughs! Every time I feel like cleaning, I lie down until the feeling goes away! Anonymous. Wishful Thinking: I wake up feeling gorgeous! I put on my favorite jeans, put my hair in a ponytail and jet off to starbucks for a Venti Caramel Frappuccino(with whip cream mixed in the drink and topping it off!)SOOOO GOOD! Then, I proceed to the airport, where I catch a mid- morning flight to San Francisco(first class, of course! ALL YOU CAN DRINK CHAMPAGNE)for the weekend! My only carry on: lipstick and a credit card. Oh, yeah! It get's better! I arrive at my five-star Hotel restless and ready to play in the city! But first, I take a cat nap and order myself the most decadent chocolate dessert room service can conjure. Ok, I'm ready to shop! In and out! None of this, back and forth bulls-it! I see a pretty red dress in the window and before I know it, I'm out the door with dress and heels in tow. Can't forget the frosting! I love my diamonds! Since this is MY PERFECT DAY, more like daydream, I decide to splurge! I pepper myself with diamonds from head-to-toe! And I'm loving every bit of it! What now? Well, an evening worth writing down in my diary, of course! It goes something like this: Back at the Hotel, I soak and relax my credit card indifference FAR, FAR AWAY! I can't take the smile off my face. I'm rea...Expand for more