Kelly Somers:  

CLASS OF 1964
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St. louis, MO

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May 11: Ceramic Splendor Ah, the ‘good ole days’…Beginning when I was 5, I’d help my father wash the car. My job: Manually extracting the many bugs & butterflies impaled on the grill of our 4-door, rocket-nose Studebaker. It was Maroon, as I recall. I suppose he thought of it as a way of bonding. For me, however, it was just squishingly torturous: Major grimace-time...this “forced servitude” of peeling baked, degrading bugs off grill & radiator... It’s no surprise that I’ve never developed much affection for car washing. Nor for bugs in general, except for lightning bugs, which I've always felt are especially magical. So when self-service car washes first appeared, I relished my release from the bondage of this form of familial bonding. In my teens, I belonged to a group where occasional car wash events were one way we raised money for activities. Now that was a bit more fun – usually during mid-summer. (Bake sales saved for cooler temps.) While I’ll never claim fame to any car-washing skills from that time, it helped erased the ‘creepy cringe’ factor associated with my early days. After all, those car-wash fund-raisers never required much skill, just great enthusiasm. For many decades past, when it came to washing my cars: Self-service…then drive-through w/wash crews…then automated drive-through…upgraded in years-past to monthly car wash membership… Well, here I am, now learning a new appreciation for the ‘art of car washing’. Recently I had my van detailed – with ceramic coating...I am so smitten! OMG: Gone are the seasonally stubborn layers of inelegant chartreuse pine pollen. The van magically restored to pristine purity. Most swoon-worthy indeed… I immediately went out and purchased a 16-oz bottle of detail spray. Plus, ordered a gallon of the spray because I am now an absolute ‘convert’. After a recent hard rain, I admired how the water beaded up just so majestically across the entire van. Wow-factor: 100/10! Now having increased my stash of sacred micro-fiber towels, every few weeks, I hum-along as I lovingly spritz the van to deepen the glass-gloss finish to new dimensions. Oh, yes indeed–I am quite smitten. So much so that for my upcoming trip to STL / KC, I’m definitely packing the spray with me–plus a spare for my son. It will be a labor of love now to wash/effortlessly remove the inescapable road-grime & buggy critter-grit such a long drive typically incurs during warm weather. Also, at my son’s, the only space available for me to park is under a big-big tree. (Enough said.) Without a doubt, ceramic coating & detailing spray have opened up brave new horizons for me. Just this past week following trash pick-up, I noticed how dingy the over-sized trash barrel was: Drab day-glow top/black body. Which is why I’ll be applying detail spray to its lid this weekend – just to keep things looking more tidy. (Dang, that spray is so versatile!) Now whenever I go outside & spot a neighbor-or-two lovingly spraying down / polishing their cars, I can better understand WHY they are so committed to that simple task. Looks like I’ll be joining the ranks of that good ole boys club…Whether they like it or not. ______ Apr 30: Sham Poll Recently revealed: 54% of men 'believe' that DJT 'respects' women...At least "somewhat" (wink-wink), while only 31% of the women polled concur. What they fail to mention: Poll was taken at a rag-tag DJT Rally. Kind of a critical detail to omit. Such rallies typically attract extremists & knuckle-draggers when it comes to basic "innate intelligence". You know: Men who think it's cool to brag how they "control their women" by keeping them "barefoot & pregnant" in order to prove their manhood. As with megalomaniac-Warren Jeffs... Another infamously soulless, misogynistic sexual predator. Our sympathy and prayers go out to their many victims. ______ Apr 28 Scientific Similarities between Black Holes* & DJT's Black Soul Black holes are extremely dense from which no light can escape. __DJT is indeed ‘extremely dense’, be it defined by malodorously-reeking body mass or by persistently short-circuiting brain matter. Labeled by experts as a SOCIOPATHIC MALIGNANT NARCISSIST… Within whom no remnants of the light of spirit, nor true humanity, can exist. Reference: UNFIT – 90 minute video [2020] which defines the pathological 'darkness' that is DJT. Black hole gravity is so powerful that it pulls in nearby material and “eats” it. __DJT’s truly perverse persona is so powerful that it pulls in nearby dimwits and totally consumes them. DJT's unrelenting modus operandi of endless untruths also destroys actual sanity of his mindless MAGA minions so that truth-fact-reality are no longer recognizable...Nor relevant. Think Searingly-Soulless Body-Snatcher Pod-People Automatons... Aka: Ren & Stimpy -or- Beavis & Butt-Head replicants (You choose!) Black Holes can rip stars apart. __DJT can rip Congress, political parties, families - as well as this entire country - apart… Including the very foundation of true democracy. __DJT's MAGA-Minions: Wreaking over 1/2 billion $$$$ in physical damages to U.S. Capitol during DJT's Forever Infamous -- and DEADLY -- January 6th Insurrection... Resulting in at least 7 deaths... Also serious injury & maiming of 140 Capitol & DC Metropolitan police... Topping $2.5 billion overall in total losses... Adding to the financial burden of every honest tax-payer. Yet these Insurrectionists obscenely protest their CRIMINAL status: Declaring instead that they are to be 'celebrated' as 'patriotic hostages' for their depraved CRIMES against this nation. (Statistics - U.S. Department of Justice) The gravity of black holes actually distorts space itself – and it's possible to see the influence of an invisible gravitational pull on stars and other objects around it. __DJT is himself a distortion of reality. Energetically and vibrationally, he foments deep corruption on an invisible level, acting as an irresistible pull towards total moral decay…And eventual self-destruction. As with his ever-eager fascist supporters still reveling in DJT’s very own CRIMINALLY SEDITIOUS WILDING / JANUARY 6th INSURRECTION. The matter that falls into a black hole adds to the mass of the black hole… __Think MAGA devotees, MTG, Gaetz, Comers, Jordan, Santos, Boebert, Hawley, Schmitt, Greitens, Parsons, Lake, DeSantis, Noem, Scott, McConnell, Graham, Pence, Sessions, Barr, U.S. Supreme Court, Fox News, OAN, Habba, Cohen, Pecker, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Melania, T**** Business Org, Weisselberg, $50 million in mi$$ing 2017 inaugural donations, foreign dark money still flowing into DJT's SuperPacs & Leadership funds… Think Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, Incels, the RNC, misogynists, homophobes, political criminals & other disenfranchised malcontent bottom-feeders from inside, as well as outside, the Republican Party... Along with the many-many other Putin Puppets now embedded in the U.S. House of Representatives. Will the GOP / U.S. Democracy be somehow able to survive these truly accursed T****LICAN DAYS of ENDLESS INFAMY? As with any Black Hole, only God knows. Hypothetically, individual observers falling into a black hole would experience a very altered ‘reality’. With the gravity so dense, it would compress the person horizontally / stretch them vertically – which is why scientists refer to this as “spaghettification”. __Those falling into the extreme gravitational sway of DJT typically end up with their sense of existence totally distorted / totally destroyed. Which is why ‘normal thinking’ people who actually deal effectively with reality, refer to DJT and his followers as ‘MAGA zombies’ or ‘the dreadful dead’....Via the process of DJT 'pervertification'. Stellar-mass black holes result from a massive star exploding. __DJT infamously known for generating his own multi-massive gaseous explosions...Venting notoriously noxious effluvia of infinite proportions... Ever-enveloping him & his gasping gaggle of attorneys direly desperate to shield DJT from 'actual justice'. A black hole may be massive – and may exist in the center of some galaxies, but they are never large enough to eat the whole galaxy. Plus, the region over which a black hole exerts any influence is quite limited, when compared to the size of a galaxy. __Per former GOP strategist / author - Rick Wilson: Everything Trump Touches Dies… The fact is: No one within DJT's close political / business / personal orbits ever escapes his truly vile, lethal contagion, nor his incessant vows of vengeance. So innocents beware! Saving Grace: Basic sanity & decency, so contrary to DJT, still truly t****s the soulless corruption of He-Who-Would-Be-Fiendishly-Perverted-Dictator-for-a-Forever-Fascist-Day. *Data by NASA ______ Apr 13 For it is, indeed, never my intent to offend… Merely entertain with a little wit ‘til the end. Perhaps you’ve heard that a major studio is casting a remake of Lewis Carroll’s timeless classic: Alice in Dunderland. Rumor has it they are eager to line up these "celebrities" for this exciting fresh “reveal”. First: In reference to “The King of *arts” which appears frequently in this missive... There's a word which I have gently “masked” as not to offend those "more delicate" in nature. No doubt it is easily recognizable: A word which any 3-year-old delights in repeating following a malodorous gaseous emission from his own backside nether-region… Or, from that of the family dog’s. Also, frequently a curse of public renown plaguing DJT, be it at home or at his many-many public political 'airings'. King of *arts Who Has No Heart: DJT himself… After all, how can he refuse more time in front of cameras? Queen Consort (aka *arts' Tart): Melania Alice1-2: Lady Justice & Lady Liberty White Rabbit: Mike Pence…Mindlessly, complacently dedicated to the K-of-*arts for years until FINALLY his “better angels” grabbed him by the throat, declari...Expand for more
ng: Thou Shalt Not Commit Election Fraud! Cheshire Cat: Steve Bannon...Federal conviction pardoned by K-of-*arts. NY State then tried him on fraud, money-laundering, conspiracy relating to Border Wall scam. Verdict: GUILTY for a second time-July 2022. Bannon’s latest appeal temporarily blocks NY from incarcerating him. Knave of *arts 1: Jeff Sessions…Infamously fired 46 U.S. Attorneys, whose only “crime” was their oath-sworn allegiance to the law-of-the land & the U.S. Constitution. Knave of *arts 2: Wm Barr–who fled Dunderland once K-of-*arts began ranting about a FAKE stolen election & planning Jan. 6th “Wilding” in DC. Until then, he eagerly served as DJT’s morally profane puppet in the highest office in U.S. Depart. of Justice. Tweedle-Dumb 1-2: John Eastman-Jeffrey Clark… Attorneys / co-conspirators - spreading FALSE rumors of Stolen Election. Corrupt political tools. Indicted in Georgia on RICO charges. Tweedle-Dumb 3-4: Chesebro-Powell: Attorneys who pled GUILTY in Georgia's Election Fraud case. Now prosecution witnesses against K-of-*arts. *arts' Fool: Rudy Giuliani...Indicted in GA. Guilty of wildly defaming 2 election workers, who were awarded $148 million in damages...Morally-financially bankrupt. Mad Hatter: MTG…Wicked Witch of The South & U.S. House. No lies too profane; No betrayals too vile. Desperate for K-of-*arts to “enthrone her" as VEEP. Tea Party Rabble: Michael Flynn-Roger Stone…Ever-creepy Stephen Miller, Clarence-Ginni Thomas, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, Kanye West-Nick Fuentes, David Pecker, Alex Jones... Fed. felons Flynn-Stone pardoned by DJT. Caterpillar: Mark Meadows…Once chief-of-staff; indicted for election fraud. Awaiting trial in GA for conspiring to keep LOSER K-of-*arts in office. Dodo: Mike Lindell…Deluded MAGA minion dumped by idol T****. Dormouse: Ben Carson… Housing & Urban Dev. Sec. Per The Peter Principle: He rose to level of notable excellence. Then, notoriously to total incompetence. Literally falling asleep on the job. Once respected neuro-surgeon; now sadly pathetic GOP poster child for “stupid political ambition”. Mock Turtles: MAGA Hordes… “Mock” as in fake/counterfeit. Hostile to democratic standards/values. Seditious devotees of Forever Fascist Dictator for a Day. While plucky-lucky Alice had only to wake up to discover that Wonderland was just a silly dream; alas, we are not so blessed. The realm of Dunderland persists as the K-of-*arts’ endless crimes against the very foundation of this Nation assail our sacred Constitution every single day. So, in the interim, noble citizens: Stay Democracy-Strong! Perhaps compassionately concerned space "aliens” alarmed by DJT’s evil totality of corruption, will “beam” dastardly DJT up-up-and-away from our planet. Slim chance, I know. Just in case, perhaps it would be wise to refrain from playing Slim Whitman’s recording of 'Indian Love Song' until after DJT’s CRIMINAL PORN STAR HUSH MONEY TRIAL concludes. Meanwhile, something tells me that besides April showers bringing May flowers, we can most definitely expect STORMY weather in the days ahead. ________ Apr 4: I so delight in the boisterous talent of late night talk show hosts: Colbert, Stewart, Kimmel, and Fallon – and their wickedly talented staff writers: Who daily focus on the ridiculousness of DJT – and the tiresome banality of his endless lies, uncensored tirades, and bumbling rages. Which brings to mind the ground-breaking comedians of our generation who began to flourish on television by mid-1960's. Improvising and hitting a strong stride by the late-60’s. Who dared to use comedy / satire to challenge not only social mores, but especially floundering politicos & parties. A few a bit more profane in their approach; notably Lenny Bruce, who in the 50’s & 60’s challenged the tolerance of U.S. courts by attacking “the sacred cows” of society… He likely had less of a direct impact on our generation due to his early death in 1966. But he was a catalyst for others, such as: Dick Gregory… George Carlin… Richard Pryor… Stand-out comedians I first noticed were the Smothers Brothers. Who could forget the utterly charming “guilelessness” of Tom and Dickie… The very winsome duo, whose delightful comedy hour made its debut on CBS-Feb 5, 1967. Pioneers to be sure – and champions in challenging the stuffy-staid tv variety show blandness of our parents. Truth be told, no one expected the Smother Brothers to succeed. After all, they were up against “the holy of holies”: THE 9PM Sunday evening slot - and NBC's hugely popular western favorite: Bonanza. A show which had already tanked 9 other attempts by CBS to displace it. But Dick & Tommy surprised everyone – with humor for the mainstream, as well as the younger generation... And just sheer talent! America responded favorably: The show was like a breath of fresh air, appealing to audiences of all ages. But this was a time of intense censorship – especially for television. Major stations all had censor boards which had to preview / approve all scripts / skits... Even guests. But Tom Smothers discovered that he liked pushing boundaries. He found the ever-hovering CBS censors needlessly nitpicky; increasingly, relentlessly intrusive – as did many of the writers on the show. Factor in: Key execs at CBS w/strong ties to people in high places, like Washington DC. Politicians & presidents with zero tolerance for criticism… Especially against the war in Vietnam–ever expanding–with continuing failures / ever-increasing casualties & deaths… Behind the twisted political gamesmanship in DC, Pres. Lyndon B. Johnson was determinedly trying to find a way to END America’s presence in Vietnam. Presumptive GOP candidate Richard Nixon, however, was absolutely committed to BLOCKING American withdrawal for years – until after HE should take office in '69. Johnson was a “lame duck” w/no desire for a second term. Which further emboldened Nixon, who desperately plotted to take credit for ending the war – and could not have cared less about the many young Americans dying daily on Indo-China soil. So Watergate was not Tricky-Dicky’s only UNFORGIVEABLE SIN against U.S. Democracy and its citizens. As the Brothers found their rhythm, they began inviting more “controversial” talent to perform on their show – those known for antiwar views, such as Joan Baez & Pete Seeger. And with writing more volatile commentary. Despite constant turmoil w/CBS censors, Dick Smothers tried to play the peace-maker – but did not succeed. CBS grew tired of Tommy’s challenges to the system. And even more tired of the pressure from DC. Committed to finding an “out” that would enable them to cancel the contract, CBS censors obsessed over the show. Finally, when Tommy failed to provide a weekly script in a timely manner for review prior to airing, CBS found its legal loop-hole – and cancelled the show in its entirety...On April 4, 1969. A coup for CBS & Richard Nixon… A loss, however, for American viewers! CBS executives were relieved; they felt the show was “too controversial” for American prime time – and for some advertisers. The brothers, however, laid a pivotal foundation for other shows to follow. Which indeed, included politicized entertainment–while adding to the debate regarding U.S. involvement in the “war” in Vietnam. Trivia question: Who did the Smothers Brothers sponsor as presidential candidate in 1968? Hint: “ I will not run if nominated… If I am elected, I will not serve.” Recommended documentary Smothered: The Censorship Battles of the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour In his Farewell Address, Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower strongly cautioned in Jan. 1961: The conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications… In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. At the time of Eisenhower’s warning, a small contingent of American advisors were already in Vietnam, added towards end of Truman’s presidency (Sept. 1950) when the French still held control over Vietnam. Eisenhower increased that number by 700 military advisors. President Kennedy sent additional military advisors in late 1962 – bringing total to 11,300. Following the Gulf of Tonkin incident (Aug. 2, 1964), Kennedy dispatched an additional 16,000 military troops a few weeks later... Just three months before his assassination in Dallas. The United States, under Pres. Johnson, officially entered the war in Vietnam in March 1965. At which time, a draft was instituted. While Congress approved troop deployment, it never officially issued a Declaration of War against N. Vietnam. By early 1967, there were 490,00 U.S. troops in Vietnam… With the U.S. entering its third year of official combat. The disastrous Tet Offensive (beginning Jan. 30, 1968 through Sept. 22 that same year) was a coordinated series of attacks by N. Vietnam on S.Vietnam cities & outposts. Though U.S. & S.Vietnamese forces managed to hold off the attacks, it shocked the American public – eroding the already failing support for involvement in the “war”. Which had extended into Laos & Cambodia: Critical to the N.Vietnamese supply lines. While Johnson & advisors looked for ways to bring the war to a close - and bring American troops home, president-wannabe Nixon worked behind the scenes – with one of his lackeys in secret contact with N. Vietnam to sabotage any such progress... Until Nixon officially took office in 1969 - when he publicly "manipulated" a withdrawal. Johnson was aware of Nixon’s interference, but thought his V.P. Hubert Humphrey had a strong chance of winning the 1968 election, so decided not to make the issue public. If only LBJ had had the foresight to do otherwise.
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