Julie Stano:  

I had friends? I always wanted to be a lion tamer when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was an insane idea. As it turns out, they were prescient. Putting the kettle on is a good first step toward blowing off steam Har. I think the wildest thing I ever did in school was to wear my shirt untucked. If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have filthy lucre, more filthy lucre, and an office with a window to be able to deal with the day-to-day. Mariah Carey is my hero. She does so much with so few brain cells. It's truly inspirational. I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere. The one person from my past who I'd most like to see again is Mike Detreville, because I heard he looks a lot like Santa Claus now. I'm obsessed with the internet, and I have a feeling it's obsessed with me. I'm kind of surprised that I'm still heterosexual. If I could improve my home, I'd remodel my bathroom and add on a wave pool. My dream home would be made of chocolate, extra dark. None of that crappy milk chocolate that's so popular in the cheap subdivisions in Candy Land. I've learned from my kids that I'm totally the coolest Mom they've ever had. There are a few teachers I'd love to see again, but not if it means they'll come around clanking chains and bringing a trio of spirits to show me my past, present and future Christmases. If I won $100 million, I'd give none of it to anyone else, then spend the rest on me, myself and I. Ha-ha! Yes, I lived in a dorm. It was very small. I never joined the Greek system, so you can't blame their collapsed economy on me. To be truly happy, I'd be doing something other than writing this. My current age is 52. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be cryogenically frozen heads in jars. I w...Expand for more