Joe Johnson:
CLASS OF 1978
Gregory-Portland High SchoolClass of 1978
Portland, TX
Joe's Story
Life
This is my first time to Class Mates....good GAWD some of you are old. Any minute now I expect to see pop up ads for Viagra and Assisted Living!
Here's my story. I married for money. My 62 year old silver haired trophy wife Blanche and I live in an upscale gated community in the scenic Texas Hill Country. We have 3 children. Our oldest Tony is a practicing OBGYN in Dallas. Most of his time is spent poking around the office. Christopher is a research assistant at AlGoreSavePlanet.com. He and his girlfriend Cloey live in Santa Fe where they diet on insects and grass and practice safe sex with trees. Our youngest Paulie, who did not get enough attention during his formative years, is recovering fr...Expand for more
om an alcohol, crack and gambling addiction. He is living in our 3 car garage while finishing out the year as a 3rd year vocational teacher at the local high school.
I retired in 1995. Most days I spend at my leisure lounging by our pool and playing practical jokes on the hired help, like the time I paid our yard man with Israeli Shequels. Evenings I watch alot of TV. My favorite programs are reruns of Barnaby Jones and The Golden Girls. Anything with Buddy Epsen or Beatrice Arthur really gets my juices flowing.
Well, gotta go. If you have read this far keep in mind that I have taken 2 minutes out of your life that you will never get back and at your age every minute counts. Kelly
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