Kristen Sharp:
CLASS OF 2001
Paul Laurence Dunbar High SchoolClass of 2001
Lexington, KY
Kristen's Story
Kristen is from Columbus, Ohio. Kristen's schools include Paul Laurence Dunbar High School. Kristen later attended University of Kentucky (Communication, Integrated Strategic) , Columbus School of Practical Nursing (LPN) .
Music Kristen likes includes Jennifer Hudson, Band Practice, Katy Perry. Books Kristen likes include The Miracle Life of Edgar Mint. Movies Kristen likes include Zoolander, Official Grease Movie, Pretty Woman. TV shows Kristen likes include The Simpsons, PBS, New Girl.
One of Kristen's favorite quotes is:""It's dull you twit, it'll hurt more."
Deep Thoughts By: Jack Handy:
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, 'Probably because of something you did.'"
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out war...Expand for more
ehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. 'I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' You can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.' "
"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching."
"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and
catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway;
that's my point.
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't
just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end
up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get
embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and
they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
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