Kurt Johnson:  

CLASS OF 1984
Gurnee, IL

Kurt's Story

DISCLAIMER- While I wanted to touch on as many bases as possible and so maybe clicked on some details in the Q&A section that I don't feel so strongly about, I ask you, who on gods green earth needs a program that automatically picks the weirdest fringe details and then puts them on the profile to introduce that person as someone who's 3 interests include zoning out, gambling, and rodents? I actually didn't choose any of those options, for the record. Not that I'm calling you a weirdo if those are your interests. I'm sure you have a lovely family, many friends and a fine career. So, now I feel compelled to write this self affirming manifesto. From my later teens on, I took a serious approach to studying and playing guitar and music in general that continues to dominate my life. I can thank an obsession for motocross and kung fu for my impressively creaky joints. I reside in Johnsburg Il, with my girlfriend of 16 years (and they said I could never commit), along with two happy dogs, and a psychotic cat. I've never replicated, but having 16 neices and nephews from 2 sisters (we were raised catholic) has quelled the procreative urge quite effectively. My professional life has included -Way too much corporate confinement. -Working 100' above the roof of the Sears tower hanging off a pencil thin cable. -And trying to ignore the drunk audience members at ...Expand for more
concerts who are energetically complaining that they can't hear their favorite singer who actually has really poor mic technique, but it must be my fault because I'm in control of the mixing board. After venting all that, I guess I don't really care who knows my overly opinionated political views, what kind of excellent music I listen to, or whether I prefer gardening over combat yoga. Though I do have to say that now, after trying to compile my "top ten" list, I'm pretty annoyed at only having top 40 radio songs to choose from. Hell, if it was popular, it must have been good. Wow, This just keeps getting better. I just tried the quiz section and found out that I'm the equivalent of a '70's Ford Mustang. "When people see me pass they say-that's all American!" Well, I WAS born in this country and by default am a citizen, but unless I'm in out in public with the suction cup flagpole sticking off my forehead as my stereo cranks Bruce Springsteen while I wash my Hummer with Chemlawn, strangers only rarely refer to me as "all American". Still, I guess it's no worse than the personalized ads here on classmates telling me that beautiful women in my hometown want to meet me, Kurt Johnson. I'd recommend that Amy, Sarah, and Gina stop trying to pick up unavailable middle aged men online and instead focus on their bright futures in tooth whitening endorsements.
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