Kyla Bass:
CLASS OF 2010
First Colonial High SchoolClass of 2010
Virginia beach, VA
Kyla's Story
Kyla is from Key West, Florida. Kyla's schools include First Colonial High School. Kyla works(ed) at Family Christian Stores.
Music Kyla likes includes Gospel music, Katy Perry, hillsong united. Books Kyla likes include To Kill a Mockingbird, The Green Mile, Go Ask Alice. Movies Kyla likes include Schindler's List, Donnie Darko, Harold & Maude. TV shows Kyla likes include msnbc, CNN, Countdown with Keith Olbermann.
One of Kyla's favorite quotes is:"Me: do you know amanda edwards?
Emily: no, i don't.
Me: oh she goes to Kellam.
Emily: do you know robin wiliams?
Me: (long pause)
Emily: HAHAH! that's a real person!!
Me: oh.... haha nice one! high five it!
ronnie: now which store would i go to? (ronnie's black)
tiffany: the store owned by the kkk?
gym ERUPTS with laughter.
(walking out of rite-aid with kirsten leading me, valerie, cole, and elizabetta)
kirsten- come on my little ducklings.
valerie: i'm not a duck!
(laughter ensues between cole, kirsten, and me)
Emily: He'd rather lick his privates than be with me!
(riding in car with christina)
christina- any cars coming?
me- pulls out in middle of road, any cars coming?
christina- well, i just wanted to make sure
(painting walls in church)
me- i love kids; i wanna be a pediatric surgeon.
emily: you should get a white van that says hogwart's express and invite kids into it.
avery: haha maybe she could put toys in kids and tell them "you can play with your toys internally now!"
(one day in sunday school)
me: yes! (responding to a question)
kylie: ha you looked like napoleon dynamite saying that.
becca: ha i was watching maury and this 400 pound lady had sex with 5200 guys and she's only 20!
me: haha. what am i gonna tell people what we talked about in sunday school?
becca: my future!
(after haley and i played a game of hand slap)
me: my hand is red, and i'm black. that's a problem. (proceeds to put water on hand. haley slaps it while hand is still wet)
me: (in pain) it's wet!!
haley: that's what she said!!!
me: aww i wasn't even thinking that!
haley: aww you made me think immoral thoughts!
me: don't blame me for your immorality!
Me: i need to get over in the other lane, but i don't want to get pulled over!
Amber: it's your birthday, you can do whatever you ...Expand for more
want! if a cop pulls you over, just say you're lonely.
Me: but you're in the passenger seat. he'll say, who is that?
Amber: well, say:"you see her too?"
1 Tim. 1:15- This is a trustworthy saying, and everyone should accept it: “Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners”—and I am the worst of them all.
me: oh.. i thought you meant she looks like fiona!
david: the ogre?
Isaiah 1:18- no matter how deep the stain of your sins, i can remove them; i can make you as clean as freshly fallen snow. (NLT)
Amber-"Hey Kyla, we should get jumped by a pedophile at Kellam again"
me-"Awe, that would be awesome, what time?" (after sound of music was over, and a pedophile jumped amber's car)
oh my God, karen! you can't just ask people why they're white!-mean girls
me- the movie comes out october 13th in egypt.
allie- is it a different month in egypt?
me to ms. lisa- thanks for paying for rita's
jared- RITA'S???!!!!! (laughter follows)
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either; just eff off and leave me alone.
Me- we could celebrate, but all the beer got taken out of the room...
brianne- i thought we weren't joking about that yet...(reaches in purse) what is THIS??
me- put it back, put it back!!!
me- do you have a brother-in-law who lives with you or something?
rachel- what do i have? an elf sister?
Player Queen:
Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
If once I be a widow, ever I be a wife!
Player King:
'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here a while,
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
The tedious day with sleep.
Player Queen:
Sleep rock thy brain,
And never come mischance between us twain!
Hamlet:
Madam, how like you this play?
Queen:
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
if you're that stupid, you don't deserve help. -shawna j.
everyone's sneeze is different. it's like a thumbprint! -shawna j.
what is this sh*t?- pastor tommy telling a story
you know you've created God in your own image when it turns out God hates all the same people you do- anne lammot
depression isn't a sign of weakness; it means you've been strong for far too long.
i just love my computer; it makes me feel pretty. -rachel".
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