Lori Kleine:  

That thing messed me up but after a very long slumber, Before, I couldn’t sit right but now I can hitchhike in the rain if I want to. got back up on my good leg and do the stuff I love - cake, potato chips and TV and sometimes dancing in the rain (all by myself, of course). I like Judge Judy cuz i know its real, I had a friend once, oh yah bacon too. I finally went back and finished that English class and now I got my diplomar I try to git along but many time git the short (end of the deal) and so really want to put myself out there on the edge this tear Cuz you know what they say - "FB is the place to B" Some say that I “put the B in FB” probably a lot of things honestly. I remember once. Life is so strange, I never really thought before and now it is what it is but don't blame me it just happens once in a while, its not my fault and I am still pretty unaware ooopsie did I say underwear? Ha J/K I eventually got that ride home that I was looking for on that cold night., It was in the back of a dump truck, i mean in the waaay back, like past the back bumper since I ended up having to try and push start the stupid thing up a hill so that the Uber Goober could free wheel it down the backside of the hill with no brakes and thats when I made the bad decision to jump on the back of the dump right before I fell on my rump, thought I was going to have that Lump forever, now it tamed itself to just a miserable limp. .. If you are ever in the area look me up (and down) we can get together with a gallon of Annie Green Springs apple wine and I'll you about that hair transplant surgery I am having, Its so interesting oh, and the boy next door. If you don’t think so and you fall asleep, don’t worry, I have that high octane Red Bull to mix with your wine, sounds great with toast. Hey, if its good enough for the cockroaches, then its good enough for me, dang - just stepped on another one Big congrats to me, yes me. I quite about half my smoking just r...Expand for more