Michael Depalma:
CLASS OF 1984
Lakeland Regional High SchoolClass of 1984
Wanaque, NJ
Butler High SchoolClass of 1984
Butler, NJ
Michael's Story
Lets see, I was born, they cleaned the gross stuff off me, I cried a lot, pooped, slept. Then I turned 8. Decided I liked soccer. THen came girls. Soccer was still cool, but girls were WAAAAAAAY cooler...until I realized they could break your heart (you know who you are, all of you). Frankly, the gross stuff was better. I digress. I turned 14, my parents divorced, and I spent the next 15-20 years doing my Keith Richards impression. Went to work out of HS, got bored, went to college, got married, had 3 (awesome) kids, went bald, got divorced, went back to my Keith Richards impression, mixed with a bit of Charlie Sheen, some Robert Downey Jr., and a healthy dose of Scott Baio. The antibiotics worked, and I got married again this past Summer. Somewhere in there I managed to shatter my right leg...Expand for more
in a hockey game and am now the proud owner of a titanium rod and 6 screws which not only hold my leg together, but allow me to forecast the weather. (I'm kicking Al Roker's ass in a head to head contest) I currenly hold a US Patent (yes, really) and I believe that I invented the road. (Not so much)
Ive had a blast so far, and still am. I enjoy what I do (I'm a shepherd), and I hope to make a ridiculous amount of money doing it, then retire, build myself a recording studio, and a regulation sized hockey rink in my basement, then spend my days alternately making music, and knocking out my own teeth.
I'd love to hear from you, so don't mind if I have no idea who you are or that I have no idea that we went to school together (Did I mention the Keith Richards thing?). Nothing personal...
MJD
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