Michael Hendricks:
CLASS OF 1988
Seaside High SchoolClass of 1988
Seaside, CA
Michael's Story
Michael is engaged with Kay Shoemaker. His schools include Seaside High School. He later attended College corrupts true, original creative thinking. He works(ed) at Me.
Music Michael likes includes Playing For Change, Ryan Montbleau Band, HIPPY MUSIC. Books he likes include George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Movies he likes include What Would Jesus Buy?. TV shows he likes include South Park.
One of Michael's favorite quotes is:"Making the world safe for democracy."
"Let's go to the mall!"
"Drill baby drill!!!".
More about Michael:"Natural conformist. Easy to get along with. Passive, even, and highly unconcerned.
I enjoy going with the flow, and gladly adopt whatever philosophy of the week the media tells me is best.
And by "media," I obviously mean Fox News (GO FOX!!) because they're the only ones who aren't commie pigs.
I am a hard working American, and I don't care about whiney-hippie things like benefits, overtime, a decent wage, o...Expand for more
r health care, because those things aren't patriotic. If I can't afford to go to the doctor I DON'T GET SICK OR HURT MYSELF. How hard is that? And my family LOVES ramen noodles and eggs.
Even though I'm currently unemployed (I have to do all my shopping at WalMart because my unemployment check and food stamps go further there THANK YOU WALMART!) I still go to the mall at least 3 times a week, more when I can afford the gas in my SUV (which I call the "Patriotmobile," or sometimes "The Hippie Crusher"), just to stay in practice. Because I know that as soon as we get the pinko democrats out of the way and remove a few more restrictions and taxes from the job creators, I'm gonna have such a great job I won't be able to fit all my cash in my double-wide.
Don't worry that I'm unemployed. I'm still doing my duty as a citizen and buying things so the terrorists won't win. I've got credit cards at WalMart and three electronics stores, and this Christmas I'm going to MAX THEM OUT, baby!".
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