Michael Trostel:
CLASS OF 1992
Cactus High SchoolClass of 1992
Glendale, AZ
Red Bank High SchoolClass of 1992
Chattanooga, TN
Michael's Story
Apparently I "don't have a story yet" !! So this website has informed me. As it seems to know things. Well, classmates dot com, that is, meaning they with whom the knowledge of "who has a story" and not... So, let me really drive it home.. This will be fun for some... Not so much fun for others... And still others just dgaf!! Lol... Word
They know, won't ever tell me.. want long time.. love long time? You pay!!! They want me to_______ always be peepin whose peepin me! I mean.. idk... Maybe....lol... But nah.. but maybe..
Not having a story was definitely news to me!
More accurately I'd say I have several, dare I say I have an S load even (just got pg up in this mug... And.. double Damn S.. going pg13... F it, we are going R! Hide your kids, hide your wives, or wife (unless you got it like that.. big love.. know what I'm saying.. wink wink... ..... No? ... Ok... nevermind) ummm, hide yo cats .. husbands.. hide every mf'r Up in this beeeeeaaatttch.. you know uh the deal..
AND
if you don't know.....
well you about to educate ya so you will be bout it bout it!!)
WAS THE Longest ( __) in a (___)... in.... You don't know..
that's how long!
That's what she saaaaaii.... was totally not even thinking let alone considering uddering those particular sylabbles as so elequently stated albiet with a crude side door above.. by.. yes.. me.. twas I.. I chopped that MF'r down... Cherries everywhere.... lol.... But I digress... again... I think.....
Mostly bcuz I already have no F'n idea wtf I'm typing all this for.. not funny... For you, for me yes.. and those I approve to also enjoy humorously.. the humorous thing I highlighted about my lack of ... actually, neva minds... no lacking.. just great points well made, with sprinkled in humor... thank you for noticing.. haha... please continue, go on)
Although, for reals...
(Might make sense now those words.. idk..tbh imo ymmv as to if any lol or hell even any LMFAO or the lost laughing hard AF till ya can't breathe, then laugh harder.. ROFLMAO!!
Anyone Roflmao anymore? Truly curious. Rolling on the floor can be, ummm, educational! If you are not sure, all good.. I am, so.. cool... moving on)
So ....
Lol..where the F was I?!
OH!!! LOL...
So...
.... this site does seem to always know things I don't...& subsequently, it loves to rub my nose in it! This is a fact, now known amongst the smartest individuals (who by the way N3VER speak of how "smart" they are... Often.. as example say like.. if someone said..
"I have one of the better brains"
Ummmm... No... Wrong.
Or if they maybe say...
"I'm like a smart person...ok?"
No. They are Not.. not even a lil bit..... Obviously not only would that person be surprisingly (or not) stupid, much dumber than initial assessments seemed to allude to even... But... Extremely insecure as well!
This is where I will trigger some... Get over it..... Jeeezus
Alas, to each their own, it's not like the leader of the Free world is sayiiiin thosssseeeee..... Sh¡t... he did... We are so F'd... (thank bajeebus he list by over 6million votes this time!! lost by 3million first tine, but.. somehow won... so.. thank goodness is now the loser he has always been!) sorry not sorry..
You. yes you! Shut off the For profit corporate news and establishment punditry that only fills you with BS and is certain to keep you hearing what you like, which is what they told you to like...
And No! Bad Human!
Prime time Opinion shows structured like "news" .... are Not.. at all... news news..... nor is ANY actual journalism happening ON Hannity or Tucker or the likes!!
Literally like The Enquirer..
For profit, entertainment opinions of news or nonsense from the waaay right.. almost destroyed our democracy!!
Fox should be allowed to exist of course... BUT brand it correctly! FOXEntertainmentNews Opinions From The Conservative viewpoint.. that is regarding as much as what we cover that is even real...lol.. as if that's much! That would be truthful & acceptable in a free speech country!
Honest.
Deal with it.
I just triggered approx 35% of the country..lol...please stand up... Please stand up... the REAL snowflakes, crying for safe spaces constantly "boo hoo, FB shuts down mostly, no... only right wing pages!!! Waaaaaah." Which also, just happens to be false! Why? because you can see/look up the reality yourself.. dont rely on those crying to relay the truth.. they wont, the dont.
I know right? Weird how the Full of S, propoganda BS des...Expand for more
igned to divide and keep the more narrow minded voting against their best interests thru fear and gross misinforming would be shut down at all even tnough! i mean if ya can't even lie like a filthy pig to the Americans you claim to represent... what's it all for??!!!!
Amazing to see..
of course.. there are the "one day'rs"... one day... you'll be rubbing elbows with the ultra rich.. so.. don't fairly tax them and provide society with, any, good, needed, effective.. programs... omg.. no!!! Instead cut the richest peeps and corps taxes to nearly shite.. Plus..PLUS.. funnel multiple millions and billions of our taxes... give it right to the literally wealthiest individuals and even to corporations flipping BILLIONS in profits. in profits!!....
Yes, billions in profits, after the bills are paid.. they need MORE in form of breaks!! ?? what the..
(Homework!!!!!!!!
Look up "a billion dollars visually represented by grains of rice" then argue why ANYONE needs.. a billion dollars)
Ok.. that's my PSA part of whatev the F it is I'm doing...
Oh yeah! Story! Classmates says "looking like you have.. well.. 0... Zero stories"
alright then.... Hold my beer! No you are correct, it is not a bud light... How very observant you are of my higher tastes...high tastes even.. aka munchies...
Back to the F'n story..
This is a Hell of a story so far.. lol😶🙄
Now that I've clicked the link in the most recent "Guess who is blah blah blahing?!" email.....
I have now opened a Pandora's Box of classmates dot come emails.. lol.
Here's a more traditional story for ya classmates dot com... bcuz I'ma keep em coming... Oh yea, ima put it down like this.....
Once upon a time
.....
there came a day... a day not so different than any other day... At least it seemed that way... In fact, without the knowledge that is about to be dropped into your brain, simply by reading the words that follow in the order they were typed, well, you wouldnt know jack frost about the day being anything other than just a day like the day before!
So, anyways, There did come a day, a specific day... and there was a guy.. a cool guy... a fun guy... some might say "a tall, good looking, talented in many ways, really cool and fun AF guy!!" .. and they'd probably be right, as well as some of the more intelligent members of our society, those who'd say that would be... I'm hearing it's now, yes... Now what most people are saying... So many.. all the time... So true .....
But, none of that would matter.
Not on this day.. not this particular day at least.. However, nothing could change that some would still say what they say about this guy... about him being cool af and good looking and what not, .... just sayin... True story... Still.
So on this day, this guy clicked a link in an email from classmates dot com... and, well, long story short.... was found days later, wandering naked along side the ocean.
Those who found him said he was babbling on about some strange deal.... He was mumbling something to the effect of ...
"who? who is looking?! why? why do I need to know now?! monthly?! I have to compensate you monthly?! I may as well just come to terms with that will become forever, as I keep forgetting about it and you just keep taking and taking! And... by the way, why, why, why, way, why suddenly is there no info at all? Not like when I wasn't paying! Nooooooo! Then, you were all the time with the... ooooooh!!!!! guess who remembered you?! ooooooh!!!bLook whose checking you out!!!! Ooooooooh, give us money it feels good..
Well, Oooooooooh! remember this.. no it dont!!
It was All the time with all ya'll classmates peeps, that work there or maybe are being held unwillingly.. wait... Does that make sense.. F it Who cares!!!!!
Guess who visited?! You need to look at this! wonder that! Blah blah blah blah blahaha blahagahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" .... Eyewitnesses said this was exactly as it went down...
but he (naked babbling guy.. super cool still tho) was holding and talking directly at some old high school yearbook... as if it were responding back!!!
Guy is def cray cray... But tell you what... He's damn good looking though, all naked and what not!
the end
lol
So, if anyone suffered through that random stream of ridiculousness...congrats!! No idea where that came from lol...
So... My story?
Music!!!!!!
randomness reigning supreme.. even im confused now... or have i always been.... classmates dot com will know!
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