Michael Wathen:  

Life After spending 3 years in the Japenese School for Ventriliquism (JSV) I sent away for a Russian mail order bride to help me in my act. The Ventriliquists Union found out that I was using my wife as a dummy in my act, and reported me to the Screen Actors Guild. I spent the next five years hiding away in shame, in Minnetonka Minn. where I was the dean of the Zamboni drivers school. I changed my name to Blind Mellon Chitlin, but after I couldn't break into the Blues scene, I changed it back to Bucket-Head. (Long Story). Anyway, Life in Minnesota became increasingly difficult after the whole whiskey bottle and pregnant cow episode, so I moved to California to write letters to Penthouse Forum full time. If you wanted to send me an e-mail I guess the name mwathen55 would work, and that could be sent to a gmail dot com account....... hint hint. Seriously folks...... After graduating form Colorado State in 86, I went to Officer Candidate School in Newport RI for 16 fun filled weeks....(it's NOT like the movie, believe me!) Then I went to Naval Supply Corp...Expand for more