Michael Lawson:
CLASS OF 1968
Duncanville High SchoolClass of 1968
Duncanville, TX
Michael's Story
Michael is from Duncanville, Texas. Michael's schools include Duncanville High School. Michael later attended Plumbers and Steamfiters Apprenticeship Program. Michael works(ed) at Johnson Controls, Johnson Controls, Johnson Controls.
Music Michael likes includes Beautiful Amazing World, Adele, Metallica. Books Michael likes include Twilight. Movies Michael likes include Vampires, One For the Money. TV shows Michael likes include The Twilight Zone, Common Law, Scandal.
More about Michael:""The Rules of the Texas Lifestyle."
1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day, so let them cook something they know.
2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray, Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to... whip a man's ass for less than that.
3. Don't order a bottle of pop -- this can lead to a merciless beating. In Texas, it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi.
4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't from Texas. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week.
5. Don't refer...Expand for more
to Texans as a bunch of Rednecks. Most of us are more literate than you, better educated, and generally much nicer to boot.
6. We are fully aware that the humidity is high.
7. Don't order wheat toast at the Cracker Barrel. If you do this, everyone will know you're from Ohio. Eat the biscuits like God intended and for goodness sake, don't put sugar in your grits.
8. Don't attempt to fake a Texas accent. Nothing will incite a riot faster.
9. Don't go around talking about how much better it is back home. If you don't like it here, go back home.
10. We don't play lacrosse, hockey or any of those other Northern games, so don't ask about the scores. We...simply...don't...care.
11. We know how to speak proper English, we talk this way because we want to and we can. It's like playing jazz, you have to know how to do it right first.
12. Last, but by no means least...DO NOT try to tell us how to Bar-B-Q. This could lead to permanent expulsion and revocation of your work visa. Consider yourself just danged lucky that we let you come down here in the first place. Don't push your luck!".
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