Michelle Mottern-Kessler:
CLASS OF 1988
Tennessee High SchoolClass of 1988
Bristol, TN
Elizabethton High SchoolClass of 1990
Elizabethton, TN
Sullivan East High SchoolClass of 1988
Bluff city, TN
Bluff City Middle SchoolClass of 1984
Bluff city, TN
Bluff City Elementary SchoolClass of 1981
Bluff city, TN
Michelle's Story
I just looked at my profile. I'm not sure why it says my interests are dramas and cats. I don't like or dislike either but neither would register as an interest. At the moment, I'm fascinated by Paula Deen and Rosie O'Donnell cooking "Beer in the Butt Chicken" on the Paula Deen show. The process involves inserting a whole can of beer (GOOD!) into the cavity of a chicken (huh?). Paula is referring to the cavity as a butt however more disturbing Rosie keeps referring to it as a vajayjay. I don't think I would ever eat "Beer in the Vajayjay Chicken" unless it were written in french and then it might sound pretty tasty. I wonder if the chicken would be more upset by the beer in its butt or that the b...Expand for more
eer in its butt is a Natural Lite? If I was the chicken being assaulted by Paula and Rosie I'd want a Summer Wheat Lager preferably with a lemon wheel. It's airy and light but not cheap perfect for any butt. I live in Florida, sell real estate AND vacation packages, I have 3 kids, and a husband.
Ps. Classmates wouldn't let me write the actual word for Vajayjay. I don't understand why not it's part of the body and everyone has one. Ok not everyone but maybe you have access to one? If not, google Britney, Paris or Lindsey for reference. I wonder if this censorship is part of the Dick Cheney and George Bush Homeland Security crack down? Wait can I say Dick or should I say Dickaykay? Bushayshay?
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