Mike Bryson:  

Once I dropped my Tuna sandwich in Elm Grove. I looked around to see if anyone saw me. No one was there so I picked it up and ate it. I continue to move back and forth to and from Texas. Ever time I get pissed off at the West Coast politics, I leave. I think its time again Arnold and Nancy Pelosi are acting up. I know it doesn't matter about Nancy but I have nightmares knowing she resides right up the road on the weekends. She flies back to the West Coast every weekend ON A PRIVATE JET. The one person from my past who I'd most like to see again is Steph Purple, because if I say someone else she would beat me up...I am totally obsessed with tearing crap up and scattering it around, then trying to put it back together. It gets pretty messy when I do the cat. Life doesn't always turn out the way you expect? My biggest surprise in life is I can't believe I am still alive.If I could improve my home, I'd remodel my 18' trailer and add on a rec room. My dream home would be in Australia until 2012.The one thing I have learned from my kids, 0.If I won $100 million, I'd give $1.00 of it to Reverend Wright, and then spend the rest on pop cycles¿, pickles and peanut butter. What entertains me? Being in any casino, using the ATM, with Stephanie (again if I said someone else Steph would beat me up). My current age is 57. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be deceased. I was so completely somewhat right.I work so hard I have to come home at 9:00 am, go back at 2:30 PM, go home at 3:09 PM and take another nap. But keep in mind I go to work at 8:29 AM. My first crush got as far away from me as possible.My best friend would tell you I'm a butthead, but people who don't know me very well would probably describe me as a butthead.The weirdest job I ever had was being the CEO for THE OMBRYSON Company. I had to fire all my employees when things got tough. I am still drawing unemployment from that ordeal. You would have thought being the only employee I would have go...Expand for more