Mike Keller:  

CLASS OF 1967
Bowie High SchoolClass of 1967
Bowie, MD

Mike's Story

Life The multiple choices didn't suit so ad libbing seemed appropriate: 1. Q. What do you do with your free time? A. I got kids. What free time? 2. Q. What's your relationship status? A. I'm a son. 3. Q. Do you have children? A. I'm not sure who has whom anymore. 4. Q. What gender are you? A. If I gotta check the plumbing I'm in big trouble. 5. Q. Indoor hobbies? A. See No. 1. 6. Q. Outdoor activities? A. Baying at the moon. See No. 1. 7. Q. Current living arrangements? A. Sunny side of the grass, thank God. 8. Q. Country I live in today? A. I live in town, not the country. 9. Q. State I live in? A. State of denial, for sure. 10. Q. Kind of pets? A. The best: Golden Retrievers. 11. Q. How do I feel about my life right now? A. See No. 7. 12. Q. Favorite type of movie? A. XXX. What is this, a trick question? 13. Q. Friends would describe me as... A. I had one but he died. Name was Buddy. 14. Q. What kind of car? A. Ya gotta be kid...Expand for more
ding me, right? 15. Q. What's your dream vacation? A. Bicycling to Tierra Del Fuego on a bike with square wheels. Against the wind. 16. Q. If I won $100M tomorrow, I would... A. Blow it in a week on cheap whiskey and loose women. Or is it loose whiskey and cheap women? Whatever... 17. Q. What's your biggest pet peeve? A. Jane Pelosi. 18. Q. How did I meet most of my friends? A. In rehab. 19. Q. What are my political views? A. Right of Attila the Hun. 20. Q. What's my main source of current event news? A. Fox News Channel - fair and balanced, to the right. 21. Q. Household income? A. I'm a Ttustaferian. 22. Q. Why at classmates.com? A. Looking for Ronco; the oil is boiling. 23. Q. How did I hear about classmates.com? A. It's all been a mistake; I'm not the Droid they seek...besides, the charges have been dropped. 24. Q. Want to be notified when questions change? A. Did somebody actually get paid for writing this pap?
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Yearbooks

Bowie High School 1985 yearbook cover photo
1985 Yearbook
Bowie High School
BOWIE, MD
Bowie High School 1979 yearbook cover photo
1979 Yearbook
Bowie High School
BOWIE, MD
Bowie High School 1977 yearbook cover photo
1977 Yearbook
Bowie High School
BOWIE, MD
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Reunions
Bowie High MD Multi Class Reunion 67 - 71 and Friends Oct 19 - 21, 2018! reunion event on Oct 19, 2018 image
Oct 19, 2018
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Bowie High MD Multi Class Reunion 67 - 71 and Friends Oct 19 - 21, 2018!
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Oct 7, 2017
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Bowie High Class of '67 and Friends Reunion
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Bowie High, MD for Classes '67 through '71! reunion event on Oct 23, 2015 image
Oct 23, 2015
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Bowie High, MD for Classes '67 through '71!
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