Mike Kent:
CLASS OF 1978
Glendale High SchoolClass of 1978
Glendale, AZ
Mike's Story
Life
After graduating in the bottom 2% of the class, I realized that I had better make something of my life. So, I joined an animal rights group in India that was protecting the legal rights of the shinsa salamander from locals whose "fun" on a saturday night was to roast the poor things live on the closest grill for a late night snack. After realizing that this endeavor was not fulfilling, I joined the NSA, turning down an offer from the CIA. Seems my work with the shinsa salamander had attracted the attention of some top level officials in the agency, although the exact reason is classified. Anyway, after about 4 years with the agency, jetting around the world assisting with the overthrow of various third world governments, I had another realization that this should not be my life's work. So I went to work with the Chicago public works department analyzing samples from the sanitary sewer system. This adventure may not sound too interesting but I thought it was a job that I could really sink my teeth into and it just felt right. By the way, I decided I needed a wife so I sent away for some literature on mail order brides and found the wonderful Shen Cho. Instead of bringing her here, I moved to China and we were married in a small ceremony attended by her family and a few suspicious representatives of the communist party (more baggage from my agency work). Anyway, we now live in a small village on the border between india and china. We travel often to the states(under assumed names to avoid certain little problems) and our island home in Tahiti. If any of my alum are ever over this way, please feel free to stop by for a cup of tea. The village of Shindo (pronounced "fa so la ti no") i...Expand for more
s just 3 clicks (thats agency talk) from Ping bo. We're the third hut on the right , just after you pass the Walmart. If you do come and visit, just keep a low profile and don't mention my former name. Some officials around here are still sensitive about a little incident I was involved in (in disquise) a few years back in Tiannamen square involving holding up a line of tanks. They really just need to get over it. I am most grateful for my education at GHS and feel it prepared me well for my careers, especially my work in Chicago. Although I am getting up in years, I still do a little free lance agency type work(minus the jumping out of planes and demolition work). I also run a small consulting company from my hut providing services for upstart coup leaders as well as advising heads of state how not to lose theirs. If you know someone who might need these types of services, all referrals are appreciated and kept in strict confidence. Here's my real email disguised so I can slip it in. Compress all together and take out each f. tenn boy 99 atsign ya fff hofo . co fff m
I always wanted to be a gigilo when I grew up. My family and friends thought that was a great idea. As it turns out, they were wrong. It's a really hard job.
If I'm going to work somewhere, I need to have a shot of jack, a hit on a bong, and a cup of grey earl to be able to deal with the day-to-day.
If I could improve my home, I'd remodel the bathroom and add on a bigger toilet.. My dream home would be a double wide on a permanent foundation.
My current age is 114. When I was 12, I thought that people my age now would be dead. I was so completely right..
I share my home with 153 cats, which I find purrfect..
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