Mike Wilkins:  

Life Ummm...I'd like to apologize to everyone for being completely insane when I knew you. Fortunately, sanity kicked in when I turned 25 or so. Yep, late bloomer. Anyway, once the aliens abducted me, everything started making more sense. Of course, the color purple was still making me angry, but now that my doctors have me on less than a hundred meds, I'm doing much better. :-) No, things have been great. I live in Florida now, where the weather is great except for the occasional horrifying, tree-falling, power-shorting, street-flooding, oh-my-gosh-is-it-bad-enough-that-we-have-to-sleep-without-power-and-ac-so-that-we-have-to-have-the-windows-open-but-can-someone-please-get-the-neighbor's-dog-to-stop-barking-at-3:00am storm. Yeah, those storms...hate em. But, hey, ...Expand for more