Nicki Wiser:
CLASS OF 2003
Lawton Chiles High SchoolClass of 2003
Tallahassee, FL
Alvin High SchoolClass of 2003
Alvin, TX
Nicki's Story
Nicki is from Tallahassee, Florida. Nicki's schools include Lawton Chiles High School.
Movies Nicki likes include Disney, The Hangover. TV shows Nicki likes include Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, Keeping Up With The Kardashians on E!.
One of Nicki's favorite quotes is:"Well behaved women rarely make history.
-Marilyn Monroe
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
-Marilyn Monroe
I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful.
I sin, but I'm not the devil.
I'm good, but I'm no angel.
-Marilyn Monroe
I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.
-Paris Hilton
You Might Be in Law School if...
· Your nephew asks you to tell him a story, and you start with "Once upon a time there was a man named O, and he owned Blackacre."· You wonder what the best angle for a slow-moving car would be to hit in order to get enough damages to sufficiently cover your school loans and get you out of class for the rest of the semester, but not actually kill you.
· A computer falls off a desk in class and you react as if the person themselves were hit by a car.
· You're worried you might be subjecting yourself to potential tort liability for leaving your mac power cord strewn across the floor at Starbucks.
· You never thought a group of intelligent people could be so petty and immature - and you are stuck with them for the next three years of your life!
· You see a homeless man seizuring and don't get involved for fear of assuming the duty of care.
· You've read from your casebook while sitting on the toilet.
· You hear that someone you know is getting divorced and all you can think about is how to split the community property.
· You've ever wondered how many tort suits start because of April Fool's pranks.
· When someone flakes on you a voice inside you says "But I reasonably relied!"
· You know to never EVER help someone jump onto a train when they're carrying explosives.
· You have become amazingly fantastic at multitasking (which means taking class notes, Facebooking, and writing/citing a paper that is due in 8 hours).
· You start thinking of ways to use provocation as a defense, i.e. "If this happened and I did this I could..."
· No one will watch shows like "The Wire" or "Law and Order" with you anymore because you are constantly yelling, "Fourth Amendment violation" "Fifth Amendment violation" and "ineffective assistance of counsel" at the screen.
· You wish you could have the drunken comments you made at the attorney-student mixer stricken from the record.
· Your first thought on St. Patrick's Day is "If anyone pinches me, I can sue them for battery."
· Your text books are thick enough to use as door stops, weights for a workout, or potential weapons in times of danger.
· Getting an extension on a memo is better than Christmas.
· You avoid railroad platforms because of your irrational fear of scales and explosions.
· Right before you take a final you count the number of people in the room and realize you only have to do better than 10% of them to catch the curve.
· When you hear the name "Pennoyer" you puke in your mouth a little bit.
· You think "malice follows the bullet" wo...Expand for more
uld make an awesome band name.
· Your law formal is called Carbolic Smoke Ball.
· Hypothetical questions make you want to bang your head on the desk.
· You tell others you have to "go abandon some property" each time you go to the restroom.
· You get excited when the Lexis Nexis rep. gives you a highlighter that is a different color than the one written all over your used case book.
· You no longer spell out Contract, you just use K.
· You no longer think "consideration" is something that you show to others.
· You look smart answering the professor's first question, and then like a retard on his follow up question.
· You're on a bowling team called "Motion to Strike."
· You know Learned Hand isn't just a really odd description of a body part.
· You actually understand why suing a five year old makes sense.
· Your doctor tells you to leave alcohol alone because of a course of antibiotics, and your first thought is "Okay....I'd rather get the gangrene!"
· You gossip about the characters in the hypotheticals you read.
· You start relating trespass to chattel and jurisdiction during sex.
· You witness firsthand a lack of ordinary care every Friday afternoon after class has let out.
· You are not going home for thanksgiving to study for finals.
· You're trying to figure out how to fit all your books, study guides, outlines, and flashcards in your carry on bag that is suppose to also contain your clothes and stuff in order that you can study during your flights.
· You tell your girl that you're harder than the Rule against Perpetuities.
· Three weeks before exams you wake up in a panic at 2am thinking: "how the hell am I going to learn it all in time?"
· You have accepted guilt as an inherent feature of relaxation.
· You pee a little when you see the words "fee simple."
· You refer to anything that you own as your "chattel".
· You wake up in the middle of the night talking to yourself about personal jurisdiction.
· You reviewed your lease after the first semester of property law in order to determine whether your landlord covered the four underlying principles of modern tenancy law and if not made a plan to discuss with them why they ARE in fact responsible for maintenance, repairs etc within the unit.... among a list of other things.
· You use phrases like "including but not limited to", "according to the aforementioned" anything, "incorporated by reference herein", in daily conversations and informal documents... and/or Latin becomes your second language of choice!
· The word "PUFF" comes to mind when an ad claims this product is the "best on the market" and "lowest price guaranteed".
· Your girlfriend comes at you with a can opener, you wonder quietly to yourself, "Could that be considered a deadly weapon?"
· Every time someone mentions something even vaguely related to an accident you are wondering if there was a duty of care, if it was breached and if there was causation.
· You buy a pack of highlighters every two weeks or so.
· You have highlighter on your pillow.
· You want to introduce your stream of commerce to fine looking ladies.
· You resemble a pack mule coming to school with your huge backpack full of books, another bag with your computer/notebooks/binders, another bag with food, and a garment bag with clothes for work/court/interviews.".
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