Richard Miller:  

CLASS OF 1959
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Omaha, NE

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Richard is from Pompano Beach, Florida. Richard's schools include Omaha North High School. Richard later attended Miami Dade College. Richard works(ed) at Self-Employed, Freelancer. Music Richard likes includes Merle Haggard, John Legend, Natalie Cole. Books Richard likes include Hard Choices by Hillary Rodham Clinton, Clear and Present Danger. Movies Richard likes include An Inconvenient Truth, Ocean's Eleven, Erin Brockovich. TV shows Richard likes include Fantástico - O Show da Vida, PBS, 48 Hours. More about Richard:"I am a fun loving person who enjoys intelligence and a good sense of humor. (You'll need that to get through this.) A smile from you will make my day. I am non confrontational and low maintenance. The only baggage I carry has a handle on it. Born in the midwest. I have lived abroad for the last 7 years. I love camping and the outdoors. If your looking for perfection, you won't find it in me. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling cliffs and climbing mountain peaks. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of derelict comfort. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning sonnets, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row to tantalize sharks. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot a bicycle up severe inclines with unnerving speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in the CIA, with many purple hearts in love, and an outlaw in South America. Using only a box of "sign here" stickers and a large Starbucks, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious killer ants. I play bluegrass tuba, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of...Expand for more
numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges to Miami Beach. I enjoy urban hang gliding over New York City while fighting crime. On Wednesdays, I reprogram nuclear power plants free of charge. I aced my SATs; and my entrance exams to Clown College. I am an abstract artist, a self opinionated political analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I am an accomplished underwater photographer. Last summer I toured South Dakota with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400, My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children admire me. I can hurl boomerangs at moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Mobydick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire government building that evening adding water coolers and information booths. I know the exact location of every international food item in Publix Supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep only once a week and in a hammock. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small hot dog stand. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I negotiate, I write award winning contracts, I command huge salaries, I have a good work ethic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but failed to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only squash and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning taranchulas. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery; and......I have spoken with Elvis.".
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