Robert Brown:  

Life I am currently in a Mexican Prison for drug possession, if anyone reads this please send money and some toilet paper. My life was going good until 1998, I had a pig farm and grew large amounts of marijuana then my neighbor snitched on me because of the smell, my wife and I travelled for a few years basically foreign prison to foreign prison, we have now settled into a nice mexican prison, its nice - three meals a day, a few lashes across the back and a nice cot. I had a pet cockroach but the neighbor next door in cell block uno ate it. We get mail once every six months - mostly the IRS trying to collect back taxes on the pig farm. My wife works in the laundry room and I got a real nice trade making pet rocks. I make 2 pesos a day and my wife makes one, as usual I am the bread winner or I should say the tortilla winner. My wife is related to the Bush family as in George but they have little to do with us. He once said he was going to help us out but got drunk then invaded some middle east country and forgot all about us - typical in-law. Well its chow time - tonights dinner? Beans ------------------------Actually none of the abov...Expand for more