Robert Elbrecht:
CLASS OF 2003
Timber Creek High SchoolClass of 2003
Orlando, FL
Robert's Story
Robert's schools include Timber Creek High School. Robert later attended Central Florida (Management: Entrepreneurship) . Robert works(ed) at Financial Healthcare Resources, Inc..
Movies Robert likes include Dumb and Dumber (Official), Old School, Desperado. TV shows Robert likes include Salute Your Shorts, 30 Rock, South Park.
One of Robert's favorite quotes is:"So this guy walks up to a bartender and says, "I bet you $300 that I can piss in that mug all the way at the other end of the bar over there, without moving from this spot and without missing a drop!" The bartender says, "HAH! That's impossible! I just made $300, you're on!" ...So the guy steps back, zips down and starts letting it fly. He's pissing on the floor, pissing on the stool, pissing on the bar, he's even pissing ON the bartender while the barte...Expand for more
nder is laughing thinking he just made $300. In fact the guy is pissing everywhere except the mug at the end of the bar. So the guy finally stops pissing, zips up and the bartender says, "Okay time to settle up, you owe me $300!" The guy says, "Hold on a second let me go get it." He walks to the back of the bar where some guys are playing pool and starts talking to them. They talk for a while and the guy comes back up to the bartender and slaps down $300 with a smile. The bartender asks, "You just lost $300 why the hell are you smiling?" The guy answers, "Well you see those guys back there, I bet those guys $500 a piece...that I could piss all over your floor, all over your bar, and all over YOU and not only would you NOT be mad about it, but you would laugh while Im doing it!"".
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