Ron Zamorano:
CLASS OF 1988
Hollister High SchoolClass of 1988
Hollister, CA
Ron's Story
I became an astronaut after I was awarded a gold record for best album in the yodel category. After I returned to earth, I decided to model sportswear. Not just any sportsware but bikini briefs, speedos, banana hammocks if you will....for the heavier crowd of course. There's something that says "I really can't see it" like a gold string hidden in my belly flap! Once I felt I could leave the limelight and try something new, mushroom farmer was next on my list. There was something so soothing as I watched a bacteria grow. I couldn't wait till I go to work and watch mushrooms grow. The best was Lunch and peo...Expand for more
ple watch to see who didn't wash their hands before eating. After many a lost lunch I had to call this quits and go into acting. The local theatre was in need of a new thespian an I got it into my head that I could do that. After years as Brad Pitts understudy/fat stunt double, I was ready for he big screen. My first role came and I was ready! I nailed the audition and ended up in the first season of Destination Truth but was fired because I kept missing the plane to go on assignments. Nowadays I find myself dividing my time planning World domination and what the other side of the padded walls taste like.
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