Roy Richardson:  

"On dark night in the middle of the day two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man who saw it too." I was born. I don't remember much about it. I am told I was there, but it escapes me what happened then. I grew up. At some point I played in the sand and I had a tricycle. It was red and looked like a fire truck. I remember these things because I have pictures that claim they happened. According to old pictures, I went to Disney World when I was five or so. So of course, I have to assume these things must have happened. I was a teenager for a while. I remember a couple of things that happened them. I used to drive a white Volkswagen Beetle. I had crushes on dangerous girls who were nothing but trouble and didn't have any use for me accept as a friend. So I turned out okay. I got married and had two great kids. The marriage part didn't turn out so well, so I got divorced. I met this girl who had a lot in common with me and yet she had a lot that wasn't in common with me. We were alike enough and different enough for it to work...Expand for more