Scott Gilbert:
CLASS OF 1983
Beaverton High SchoolClass of 1983
Beaverton, OR
University of California at San DiegoClass of 2004
La jolla, CA
Scott's Story
Life
Greetings fellow BHS graduates!
After joining the prestigious Pet Police Academy (PPA) in 1984, I quickly rose in the ranks of my fellow students, graduating Valedictorian Pet Cop in 2003. During the past 1.5 years I have worked effectively, prioritized efficiently, been a team player, and communicated via attitudinally slanted paragraph-level generalities, as prescribed by Beaverton High School English course policy, cira 1983.
I stand (or sit, but with good posture) before you now, proud leader among fully graduated and licensed Pet Police.
Do you have a pet that...Expand for more
you suspect has been cheating on you, currying the affection of a neighbor or, worse, the mailman/person? Or perhaps an animal in the neighborhood that just won't keep his/her/it's bark/bite to him/her/itself?
Let me investigate!
I have the latest spy equipment, including a "babble fish" traslator of dog, cat and fish (sorry, only salt water fish) languages.
For nuisance pets in the neighborhood, I have the latest in
Stealth-Based Nuisance Control Systems (SBNCS), fully humane.
:)
And I miss you, class of BHS 1983, no kidding.
Scott Gilbert
BHS 1983
PPA 2003
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