Sean Binder:  

CLASS OF 2006
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Spearfish, SD

Sean's Story

Sean is from Spearfish, South Dakota. Sean's schools include Spearfish High School. Sean later attended Universidad VERITAS, Belgrano University, Dakota Wesleyan University, Avera McKennan School of EMS (Paramedic) , BHSU (Human Services) , University of Colorado Denver (Psychology/Sociology) . Sean works(ed) at Wesley Acres Camp & Retreat Center, Spearfish Emergency Ambulance Service, Rapid City School District. Music Sean likes includes Justin Graves Band, The Broken Resolve, Worldly. Books Sean likes include Richard scary, Picture Books. Movies Sean likes include Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. TV shows Sean likes include The Wire. More about Sean:"I once was walking down a path in Scotland as a young lad. I was walking with my pet goat on a rope with me. His name was Billy. We frolicked, and were joyous... until Billy tugged at the rope too hard and I fell... my tender head smashed on the cobblestone beneath me as blood ran down the mossy slope. Billy ran for help. I suffered from severe head injury, but survived miraculously. While in the hospital, my Egyptian born doctor noticed a small birthmark beneath my left buttock. He remembered it from when he was learning in Egypt. It was a sign of the Gods. He quickly got on the phone with the Egyptian government and informed them of the discovery. My parents were then offered by the Egyptian president a fee of two-hundred-fifty MILLION dollars for me. I was sold like a bag of columbian coffee. I grew up in Egypt happily, and care-free. I was waited on hand and foot; considering they thought I was a God. I had become a bit of an ass however, through never having to ca...Expand for more
re for myself. I got everything I ever wanted. One of the things I wanted very badly was to learn to kite ski. The government provided immediately everything I would need to accomplish this goal. On my first venture out, tragedy struck in the form of a crocodile in the path of my skis (considering I was skiing in the Nile) Anyway, I struck the mighty beast, and his jaws flew up at my heels, ripping the skies from my legs. The kite took me up and away from that danger, but unfortunately, I smashed directly into the side of one of the great pyramids. Thus resulting in a serious concussion and severe amnesia. While in the hospital for several weeks, I underwent much facial reconstruction and common tests. During one of the exams, it was discovered that the birthmark beneath my left buttock had been nothing more than a piece of lint. So, the Egyptian government needed to cover up this horrendus mistake. They searched the glob for my original parents to ask them to take me back. But they had heard about what a beavis I had become, and refused me. When it hit global news about my sad story, letters poured in from everywhere of people offering to take in the once renowned Prince God of Egypt. They had formed a panel of judges to search through the letters and decide who would be my new parents. Finally, they found the perfect match. Their names were Dan and Camille Binder. They already had two boys, but their youngest at the time looked remarkably similar to me. So they knew it would be a perfect cover. This is the truth. My parents finally told me of it as they dropped my off at the front door of my dorm. Jay college.".
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