Shawn Jones:
CLASS OF 1999
Glenwood High SchoolClass of 1999
Glenwood, IA
Shawn's Story
Shawn is from Glenwood, Iowa. Shawn's schools include Glenwood High School. Shawn later attended Northwest Missouri State University (Psychology/Sociology) .
Music Shawn likes includes Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Books Shawn likes include Dean Koontz, Bible. Movies Shawn likes include The Sandlot, Big Daddy, The Waterboy. TV shows Shawn likes include Comedies, The Simpsons, South Park.
One of Shawn's favorite quotes is:"Only God can judge me. Tupac
You can not kill what you did not create. Slipkot
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. About lifting the toilet ...Expand for more
seat by using
the shower.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
use timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS".
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