Shirin Behrouzfard:
CLASS OF 2003
John W. North High SchoolClass of 2003
Riverside, CA
Shirin's Story
Shirin is from Riverside, California. She is single. Her schools include John W. North High School. She later attended University of California, Riverside (English, Theatre, Religious Studies). She works(ed) at In Focus Market Research, Riverside Arts Council, Freshman Orientation Video.
Shirin's interests include Ice cream, Psychology, Jcpenny, San Diego Padres, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Lolo Jones. Music she likes includes Bastille, Jazz, Frank Sinatra. Books she likes include The Giving Tree, Catching Fire, Teaching. Movies she likes include Edward Scissorhands, The Great Gatsby, Disconnect. TV shows she likes include American Horror Story Fans, Firefly Fans, HBOWatch.
One of Shirin's favorite quotes is:"So I once fell asleep while talking to Rachel.
She got creative and wrote the story of my life.
(1:55:02 AM): hang on. i need mountain dew. caffine.
(1:56:02 AM): are you there?
(1:56:37 AM): SHIRIN!?
(1:56:50 AM): WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!
(1:56:59 AM): splooge?
(2:06:45 AM): you fell asleep didn't you
(2:06:57 AM): you're gonna have fun reading this then when you wake up
(2:11:51 AM): lalalala
(2:11:57 AM): i'm still here
(2:11:59 AM): lalalaa
(2:12:06 AM): once upon a time
(2:12:31 AM): there was a llama
(2:12:38 AM): named
(2:12:39 AM): carl
(2:12:47 AM): carl-the special llama
(2:13:10 AM): carl: the special llama! (the musical)
(2:13:33 AM): and one day carl went for a stroll down the beach
(2:13:38 AM): because he liked that sort of thing
(2:13:50 AM): when he came upon...
(2:13:58 AM): SHIRIN LLAMA
(2:14:08 AM): at first, he was kind of frightened
(2:14:24 AM): because, well, lets face it, shirin llama can be frightening to small children
(2:14:26 AM): and slow people
(2:14:39 AM): but then somewhere in the middle of all that curly hair...
(2:14:58 AM): carl saw SHIRIN LLAMA bat her eyelashes
(2:15:02 AM): and instantly they fell in love
(2:16:30 AM): because
(2:16:45 AM): it was llama wartime
(2:16:53 AM): and the life expectancy dropped
(2:17:06 AM): and they had to make babies quick
(2:17:10 AM): to keep the species alive
(2:17:22 AM): so they did.
(2:18:08 AM): carl-the special llama took SHIRIN LLAMA to llama dinner
(2:18:12 AM): and a llama movie
(2:18:25 AM): and then they did it in the back of his llamamobile
(2:19:09 AM): and then soon after (because i can't keep this story going for months and months) SHIRIN LLAMA gave birth to
(2:19:15 AM): helen keller llama
(2:19:23 AM): radioactive llama
(2:19:31 AM): llmajd
(2:19:55 AM): (aka gay llama)
(2:19:59 AM): well,
(2:20:05 AM): (aka gay-hairy llama)
(2:20:38 AM): and they all lived in a little llama hut
(2:21:02 AM): and lived happily ever after
(2:21:13 AM): until
(2:21:15 AM): unfortunately
(2:21:47 AM): the resilient and enemy Yaks took over Llamaland
(2:22:03 AM): and renamed it Yakdom
(2:22:17 AM): with the evil Yak Yakovich as dictator
(2:22:38 AM): and they were all executed for being llamas
(2:22:47 AM): because
(2:22:55 AM): Yaks, naturally are assholes
(2:23:52 AM): the end
(2:23:56 AM): i'm gonna finish my play now
Are you lost or incomplete?
Do you feel like a puzzle, you can't find your missing piece?
-"Talk", Coldplay
Oh You're� oh� Ha ha ha ha� I thought� oh� what a hilarious misunderstanding.
-"Jenny", Flight of the Conchords
Do you realize that everyone you know someday will die?
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"Do You Realize", The Flaming Lips
To try to write love is to confront the muck of language: the region of hysteria where language is both too much and too little, excessive and impoverished.
---- Roland Barthes, "A Lover's Discourse: Fragments"
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
--Michael Bluth
Tastes kinda like sad.
--Michael Bluth".
More about Shirin:"Life.
It's a four letter word.
-Me
Raconteur.
At some point, my info disappeared. Here's whats up now.
If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
--Marilyn Monroe
Of all the money that e'er I had
I spent it in good company
And all the harm I've ever done
Alas, it was to none but me
And all I've done for want of wit
To memory now I can't recall
So fill to me the parting glass
Good night and joy be to you all
--"The Parting Glass", The High Kings
When asked how I am feeling:
"I'm wired...giddy...depressed...sad...lonely...I'm the 31 flavors of emotion."
--ME
"Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. You should expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime. Humans are always evolving. If you do one thing that if done by every human would destroy the world, that makes you Hitler... I don't live by any of those. But I believe them all very strongly."
--Louis C.K.
"I don't think you have to be perfect, you just have to be compelling in the work you do."
--Ibid
"Tell me I’m clever,
Tell me I’m kind,
Tell me I’m talented,
Tell me I’m cute,
Tell me I’m sensitive,
Graceful and wise,
Tell me I’m perfect--
But tell me the truth."
--"Tell Me", Shel Silverstein
I am a swirling mass of contradictions.
I am a Gemini.
I like llamas.
I'm a leper.
Procrastination was the death of my GPA.
- Me
Rachel Mink: I read a play about a support group for full-blooded Irishmen with tiny penises today and i thought of you. :D
Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.
"A young girl that, though her eyes were closed, still seemed alive with such a relaxed happy smile ..., a smile that one could imagine her wearing in that blissful moment she descended into the water."
--Maurice Blanchot
"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."
-- Saint Augustine
"Well the heart that hurts
Is a heart that beats"
-- "One Step Closer", U2
"The paths to liberation are numerous, but the bank along the way is always the same, the Bank of Karma, where the liberation account of each of us is credited or debited depending on our actions."
-- "Life of Pi", Yann Martel
"I feel so stupid. When will I find a married man that is faithful to me?"
--"Will & Grace", Tina
"'You know, I don't understand half the things you say but I love to listen."
--"A Bride for Death", CBS Radio Mystery Theater
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book." (but not always)
--Friedrich Nietzsche
I have re-read Poe and realize that I want someone to discuss Poe with. Someone to discuss art, theology....life with. Someone to experience life with.
Hope dies last.".
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