Stephen Hintz:  

CLASS OF 1982
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Cox High SchoolClass of 1982
Virginia beach, VA
Norfolk, VA
Redan High SchoolClass of 1982
Stone mountain, GA
Westlake village, CA
Ventura, CA

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I'm a odd duck with claims to neither greatness or mediocrity. I don't have a vast array of friends but what I do have is choice. I work too much and enjoy doing so. I take long road trips to nowhere singing badly and with aplomb. I never plan much but love the results of a good one. I'm half mystery mutt and Native American. My temper rarely gets the best of me but I swear if you do that one more time I will kill...oops......okay, maybe I occasionally want to thump somone. But only if they have it coming.I abhor fast food.I like horseradish on my fries and cocktail sauce in my burrito. I like Kool Aide with Splenda. I may be fat but you're goofy. Yeah, I'm fat. And handsome. I'm fairly political and do volunteer work often. I take long drives at night around the city listening to old radio programs. I love people watching at night. I like Fridays on the couch with lots of DVD's and Thai takeout. I miss my Grammy's enormous feather bed. I miss the smell of her fresh bread. Friends have said I may be loud sometimes. They all lie. It's a right wing conspiracy to muzzle me. Or I could just be loud. I will never drink your last beer. I won't drink from the milk carton. Well, not right...Expand for more
in front of you.I at am home in nice dark bars. Aside from the occasional protest I'm rarely on the wrong side of the law.I love animals...even the most aloof cat! And I never steal candy from kids. I'm often late. I hate leaving friends.Bad traffic has stalked me my entire life.I once spent a hour in Paris trying to get two lanes over.I nearly got arrested in Vatican City.I've ran with the bulls like Papa Bear and man was it dumb. My best date started in Surrey and ended in Amsterdamm. She's married with 8 kids now. I am often a complete jerk but I'm sorry. I find drug laws hilarious. Hello...remember Prohibition? How did THAT work you good goverment moral twinkies. I've abused the take a penny/leave a penny concept when a college student. I have way to much catholic guilt left. Old people making out leaves me hopeful. I was a total frequent putz in school and look back on that time with a deep sense of regret and shame. It dawned on my thick self at 21 that I could do all the things I dreamnt of. I should have asked that pretty girl in school out. As a military brat I have lost way too many friends. This has become a epically poorly constructed story but I'm tired of editing myself.
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