Steve Self:  

Hey, you aging humanoids from my past, this is Steve Self and I just joined this thing, I see and remember alot of names and good times we shared back then before I became a Tibetan Monk, (ha, ha). Well, following graduation, as some may recall, me and ol Mike Bateson ran off to Bowling Green and roomed it out for a year there, I got my girlfriend pregnant, had to return to Columbus to deal with the ensuing bs all that brings, my parents caught wind of my mischief and being the staunch bible-thumpers they were cut off my money train there,...case in point, she got an abortion behind my back,..good side I heard that Mike went on to graduate. From there I moved to Helena, Montana and laid low at Carroll College for a year, just enjoying the scenery. Then I came back to Columbus, why I don't know, lived,..well, lets say intruded on my sister Debbies household, I was a chronic alcoholic/drug kingpin back then, basically laid up sorry for 8 months or so,.....then came that moment of clarity,..ha,ha,..out of the blue I said F this and joined the Army. Seemingly sud...Expand for more