Thomas Geschwender:
CLASS OF 1966
La Salle High SchoolClass of 1966
Niagara falls, NY
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I am a mercenary documentation provider, performing any task required, using just about any software available, for just about anyone who has the requirement. I will do anything legal (or legally defendable) for money. I have provided documentation and services such as technical manuals, technical reports, trade journal articles, training programs, accident investigation data, advertising copy, on-line help systems, and a web presence for a multitude of companies and corporations over the last 20 years, from members of the Military-Industrial Complex, most of which I can't dicuss because they are still "black programs", to Mom & Pop operations, which I also can't discuss because some of them are currently under investigation and/or indictment. If someone could please scan and send a copy of my yearbook photo, I will post Then & Now pictures, when I am released from the Witness Protection Program. I usually work out of my home, which is a condo on the beach in Port Hueneme, ...Expand for more
about 25 miles northwest of Malibu (which means I get the call of seagulls, they get the sea of call girls), unless the client insists I work out of their facilities. However, I will not accept any on-site assignment unless their equipment and software is equal to or better than mine, and the dress code is business casual. Business casual, in California, means you have to wear shoes. Business professional means you have to wear shoes, and socks. I'm not even sure if I own any socks! I am currently unmarried, and have been for the last 18 years. I have a 31 year-old son, John, who lives in Niagara Falls with a 5 year-old of his own, and an 19 year-old son, Christopher, a.k.a Plague of Locusts, who currently attends college locally and appears to have taken up residence in front of my refrigerator. I plan on getting married for the third time as soon as I find a woman that meets my criteria: A young, beautiful, shapely, extremely rich nymphomaniac, with a serious heart condition.
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