Tim Barnes:  

Life I have 2 daughters, both attending college 1, a Senior 1, a sophomore. My oldest wants to be a communications expert/lawyer and my youngest wants to be a psychiatrist. Maybe I can be her first patient.My kids and I get along pretty well now,I remember "the older I got, the smarter my parents became". Was married for 21 years---boy, I won't do that again! Funny, I was a Snap-on Tool Dealer for 19 years---boy, I won't do that again, either!! Some might say "midlife crisis" I say no more B.S. From now on it's gonna be Girlfriend, Hotrods, Toys and Fun---not nessecarly in that order. Recently bought a place in Mulino, glad to be out of the city. The country has it's learning curve though, Jack, the resident Toy Fox Terrier, decided to chase the "kittys-with-the-racingstripes" the other night. Man, he stinks. Skunk-proofing the place is a lot of work. Did you know that cows go into heat on a monthly basis? I didn't, they get really loud during this time, fortunatly this only lasts for about 36 hours. Got a new job too, I am now a National Commercial and Residential Mortgage Broke...Expand for more