Tim Gruba:  

I am larger and hairier than I ever imagined that I could be. So I've got that going for me, which is nice...... I earn less money and am less successful than I would like to share.... However, I married well, which is cool. My wife (Rhonda) is more beautiful and wonderful than I deserved or ever dreamed of. I am blessed that all the girls that I was infatuated with in high school turned me down, again, and again, and aga....... (Well you get the picture.) Basically I am a kept man with a gorgeous wife, who doubles my salary, and two incredible boys (Joshua 14 and Noah 12). OK, so I actually, I have been pretty busy. I served in the Army National Guard as a Staff Seargent during the first Gulf War (Most Notably kicking the ass of the French Foreign Legion in a pitched sand volleyball tournament, it was hell, but someone had to do it) Rhonda and I have been happily married (Other than when she's mad with me) for 19 or 20 ...Expand for more