Tim Robbins:  

Life It was tough surviving the Eighties. I was a personal trainer to Sly Stallone. The movie Rambo was initially called Timbo. The plot was a little different. It was about an angry clarinet player on the Oxnard plain looking for payback! Apparently not alot of crowd appeal there. (I knew I should have taken up the oboe!) (now *that* is a violent instrument) That didn't pan out so I tried my hand at Tele-evangelism. Very lucrative - a few bad apples spoiled it for all of us. (damn Jim Bakker & Jimmy swaggart!) I did some work for ABC in Washington D.C., They don't call Cokey Roberts "Cokey" for nothin. I was instrumental in getting Marion Berry re-elected Mayor. I helped capture Noriega down Panama way. I thought I was walking down Canal street in New Orleans and...whoops... wrong canal. It worked out, though, I was glad to help President Reagan. I didn't help liberate Grenada, but I did borrow my mom's Ford Granada that must count for something. I was drinking buddies with Oliver North and Oliver Stone and Oliver Douglas... I was the one who finally found Saddam. I was just digging a hole to keep from getting shot by ...Expand for more